Thursday, October 25, 2001

Spam Check - Hit Reply to stay on list


Dear Lost Souls,

It is once again time to make sure that the Haberdashery is not exacerbating your tireless campaign against SPAM.  If you would like to stay on the list for Friday Night Cocktail Hour, please hit reply . . . no message necessary.

In the mean time . . . the sands of time have once again accumulated at the doorstep of another weekend and we find ourselves at the threshold of our weekly constitution.  Yes, Cocktail Hour is on.  Your Last Resort is pleased to offer you our customary brand of alchemy and fellowship.  Cocktails will be served starting around 7:30pm at 2107 Hearst Avenue.  Please be so kind as to come as you are, linger as you please, and wander as you may.  Sophistication is optional, but repose is mandatory.

Yours,
Greg

Thursday, October 11, 2001

Dear Lost Souls,

It is once again time to make sure that the Haberdashery is not exacerbating your tireless campaign against SPAM.  If you would like to stay on the list for Friday Night Cocktail Hour, please hit reply . . . no message necessary.

In the mean time . . . the sands of time have once again accumulated at the doorstep of another weekend and we find ourselves at the threshold of our weekly constitution.  Yes, Cocktail Hour is on.  Your Last Resort is pleased to offer you our customary brand of alchemy and fellowship.  Cocktails will be served starting around 7:30pm at 2107 Hearst Avenue.  Please be so kind as to come as you are, linger as you please, and wander as you may.  Sophistication is optional, but repose is mandatory.

Yours,
Greg

Thursday, October 4, 2001

The Great American Barbecue!


Dear Lost Souls,

In congruence with the patriotic fervor in which we find ourselves, the Haberdashery invites you to flex your stars in stripes in the most wholesome way possible.  The Great American Barbecue!!  Yes, Cocktail hour is on and the grill will be fired up around 7:30pm to receive your favorite slab of animal, vegetable or mineral.  I think I actually have some vegie burgers in the freezer that have been feeling sadly neglected.  I will have a healthy supply of burgers and chips in case you are so reclined and condiments will abound.
The usual array of alchemy seasoned with liberal amounts of pseudo-utilitarian wisdom will be on hand.  Please feel free to stop by for a quickie, or . . . linger indefinitely. D'DRILL.

Yours,
Greg