The Prodigal Parents - Come As You Are

Dear Lost Souls,

The Prodigal Parents return.  I am pleased to announce that this Friday the Haberdashery will be hosting Mom and Pop Delaune who are visiting from Minnesota.  In addition, Andy Levine is out in California visiting his Rabbi in the hopes of finding greater meaning to life on the East Coast.  Soooo ... yes, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday Night.  Mom is making some kinda' munchie "Mom" thing to bring to the party.  We will have the usual array of alchemy on hand . . . as well as anything else that grabs us at the last moment.

Festivities will begin at 7:30pm at 2107 Hearst Avenue.  Give us a call if you have any questions.  Please feel free to stop by for a quickie or linger indubitably.

Yours,

Greg

Love and Tapas

Dear Lost Souls,

It is my very great pleasure to announce that two or our own, Deanne Pearn and Greg Dolge got engaged over last weekend while celebrating their second anniversary up in wine country.  This Friday night we will be celebrating their engagement the best way we know how . . .

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday!  To highlight the festivities, we invite you to participate in a Tapas tasting.  We will have a number of items and you are invited to bring a Tapas of your own if you choose.  Please come by to help us celebrate Deanne and Greg's engagement.  This will be a good opportunity to ask Deanne how Greg got her to drink that much wine last weekend . . . crazy kids!  The festivities will start around 7:30pm.   Get there before 10pm or you probably won't see Dolge . . . ("pumpkin" time and all).

Feel free to stop by for a quickie or . . . well, you know.

Yours,

Greg

Hallowed Eve

Dear Lost Souls,

A Special Cheers to Paul and Tom for inviting all of us to their Halloween Party on Saturday Night. I think that it promises to be an affair to remember . . . or try to remember, as it were. I hope that the haberdashery has a good showing.

Yes, cocktail hour is on for this Friday. It would appear that this is the big weekend for Halloween parties, so I am sure that everyone is running around making their appearances. Please feel free, however, to stop by on Friday night and share a momentary pause on route to your celebration of choice. Always pleased to be your Last Resort, we welcome a chance to send you into the night properly limber for the more advanced social acrobatics of the evening.

Next Friday Night we have the pleasure of hosting Mom and Pop Delaune who are visiting from Minnesota. They'll be staying in Napa for the week, but they are making a special point of flying in Friday morning so that they can properly inspect the operation of our weekly constitution. We extend a special invitation for you to stop by and "meet the folks" Andy Levine will also be in town next Friday visiting from the City of Brotherly Love. So many attractions . . . it's like Disney World without the big frickin' mouse.

Yours,

Greg