Thursday, May 27, 2004

Come As You Are - A Toast to the Long Weekend


Dear Lost Souls,

Fear not! . . . Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening (tonight). Cocktails will be served at 7:30pm. Come take a load off and toast the long weekend. As always, please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your chosen Friday venue . . . or to linger indefinitely.

Yours,
Greg

Thursday, May 20, 2004

Come As You Are - Hab a Good Friday!


Dear Lost Souls,

Yes, my Spiritual Spheremates, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening . . . and you are invited to come hoist a couple twotree in the spirit of our Friday Fellowship. Cocktails will be served at 7:30pm. . . . When our charming staff of Cabana Boys will be on hand . . . doing their best to fulfill your fluid desires. As always, please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your chosen Friday venue . . . or to smolder indefinitely in a glow of low expectations.
Lagniappe guaranteed!

For the greener among us, our little community oasis is located at 2107 Hearst Avenue in Berkeley; at the northeast corner of Hearst and Shattuck (three blocks north of downtown Berkeley BART); next to Liason Bistro

Yours,
Greg

Thursday, May 13, 2004

Come As You Are - Your Pound of Flesh


Dear Lost Souls,

Holy Cow! It's Barbecue Season and we have yet to gather around the Haberdashery's glowing hearth to sear our collective pound of flesh. Well, whether it be animal, vegetable or mineral . . . it is time to throw something down on the barbie. But, for God's sake, if you bring veggie burgers over . . . please take the leftovers home! They make the rest of the carnivores and me nervous.

Yes, my Fire Worshipping Friends, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening . . . and with it we celebrate the Official opening of Barbecue Season. Cocktails will be served at 7:30pm and the coals will be glowing by 8pm. There will be some communal grill items, but please feel free to bring along any of your preferences or favorites. As always, our dedicated staff of Advising Alchemists will be on hand to guide you through to the realization of your fanciful fluid dreams. Dreams, in color, will also be available upon request. Your weekend begins at the top of the stairs. As always, please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your chosen Friday venue . . . or to linger indefinitely . . . indubitably . . . and irresponsibly in the low expectations of your Last Resort.

Yours,
Greg

Thursday, May 6, 2004

No Cocktail Hour This Week - Spawning Season


Dear Lost Souls,

There will be no Cocktail Hour this Friday evening as I will be swimming up stream to visit the place of my fortuitous birth. I can assure each of you that Friday evening will find me reveling . . . and I will be sure to hoist one in the direction of our solemn institution. I hope that you will do the same.

Best,
Greg