Friday, January 2, 2015

CAYA 2015; Resolution Revolution Revisionism

Dear Lost Souls,

We stand at the dawn of a new era, washed clean of the myriad of passing sins that were born of the shortsightedness and folly that characterized the misguided judgements and poor decisions we made during 2014. Now, reborn in the fresh light of January optimism, we are invited to set a shining new course of excellence and virtue, free of every vice, immune to every temptation, and above all behaviors that so soiled the moral fabric of our souls over the last 12 months. On this, the second evening of our expansive new moral and temporal horizon, we Haberdites gather to celebrate what will surely be the purest, finest, and most exalted year in our oh-so brief passage across the terrestrial bridge of our ephemeral humanity.

Are you still with me? . . . Alternatively, we invite you come abandon those resolutions that you have not yet actually broken in the first 24 hours of 2015, kick up your heals, and enjoy one of our handcrafted cocktails . . . prepared by one of the Haberdashery's own highly trained Alchemical Savants . . . and mixed from the rare and delicate elixirs of vernacular vice and virtue that spring naturally forth from the innate spirit of your true self. We will provide an appropriate garnish that both compliments . . . and is also complimentary.

Yes, my Born-Again Brethren, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening. Cocktails will be served at 7.30pm. As always, please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary Friday evening fête di Anno Nuovo  . . . or to linger indefinitely!

Yours,
Los Cabañeros


!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to January 3rd, 2002; CAYA; 2002 Year of the Palindrome
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/

The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970

Friday, December 12, 2014

CAYA; Alarmistgeddon at the Hab C4

Dear Lost Souls,

BREAKING NEWS . . .

. . . As the Storm of the Century rages outside, The Haberdashery is coordinating communications from the CAYA Crisis Command Center (Hab C4), where the C4's leadership team is formulating minute-to-minute strategic responses to the crisis at hand. Our team of Alchemists and Sultans of Swing are diligently preparing for this evening's disaster response meeting which will assist our distinguished community of Haberdites to appropriately react to what can only be characterized as an extraordinarily underwhelming meteorological event. Regardless of the challenges we face in blowing this event out of proportion, The Haberdashery is committed to overreacting in every manner conceivable, and we invite you to join the rally this evening as we hunker down at the Hab C4 and treat this crisis with the euphemistic respect it so richly deserves.

Yes, my Alchemical Alarmists, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening. The doors will open at 7.30pm. As always, please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary Friday evening disaster . . . or to linger indefinitely!

Yours,
Los Cabañeros


!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to December 13th, 2001; CAYA; Old Lawn Signs
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/B

The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710

Friday, December 5, 2014

CAYA; Belated Thanksgiving Cocktail

Dear Lost Souls,

Last week we were blissfully off-grid, celebrating Thanksgiving in the buff; basking in the thermal baths and desert sun of Death Valley National Park. To make up for our absence, we invite you to swing by this evening to lift a glass and toast a belated Haberdashery Thanksgiving with a hand-crafted cocktail.

Yes, my Fun-Loving Fowl, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening. The doors open at 7.30pm. As always, please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary Friday evening holiday soiree . . . or to linger indefinitely!

Yours,
Los Cabañeros


!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to November 27th, 2003; CAYA - Holiday Cocktail Party
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/

The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710

Friday, November 14, 2014

CAYA; Save the Keg! . . . The Appropriate ReAllocation of Precious Resources

​Dear Lost Souls,

Once again, the gods have delivered upon the Haberdashery an embarrassment of riches . . . in the form of a 3/4 full keg of outstanding Drakes 1500 Beer . . . as well as pizzas from Passione Pizza. Wednesday was the 
Prototyping the Future Conference and Expo, which received an overwhelmingly positive reception . . . and from which these surplus resources have remained. In the spirit of conservation, sharing, and reallocation, we will be capitalizing on this opportunity by having a volunteer and speaker appreciation party . . . so there should be some very interesting characters in attendance . . . we shall see! Please join as we celebrate a noteworthy professional success (and milestone) and toast to a bright future of Greener, Smarter, more Resilient Cities around the world! 

Yes, my CAYA Compatriots, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening ... and the Haberdite Nation is called to arms! The beer will be flowing, the pizzas will be bubbling, and the Cocktails will be shaking. The doors open at 7.30pm. As always, please feel free to swing by for a quickie en route to your primary Friday evening kegfest . . . or to linger indefinitely!

Yours,
Los Cabañeros


!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to November 4th, 2001; CAYA; Love and Tapas
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/

The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710

Thursday, November 6, 2014

CAYA; Novembrrrrrr

​Dear Lost Souls,

In the wake of Daylight Savings Time, and with the days growing ever shorter, we are left staring down the barrel the BRR months . . . Octo, Novem, and Decem . . . formerly the 8th, 9th, and 10th months of the Roman calendar . . . but now doomed to nomenclature limbo in the Gregorian Calendar . . . with which I had NOTHING to do! But I digress. I think my point was that it is getting colder. Woe.

Yes, my Meteorological Magi, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening. And though the day may get darker and shorter, the Haberdashery will keep the hearth fires burning to warm your Haberdite hearts and guide your weary souls home to our sacred hall. Cocktails will be served at 7.30pm. As always, please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary Friday evening soiree . . . or to linger indefinitely!

Yours,
Los Cabañeros


!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to November 13th, 2003; CAYA; Novembrrrrrrrrrr
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/

The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710

Friday, October 24, 2014

CAYA; Sabor Mexicano; Vamos a Partir el Pan Juntos

​Dear Lost Souls,

The Haberdashery is once again experiencing an Embarrassment of Riches; overflowing with quality tasty nourishment . . . and what better way to share that wealth than with you, our loyal band of Haberdites and Haberdietesses! . . . exalted and loved one and all! This evening we are pleased to offer you a generous portion of hospitality from Sabor Mexicano (Saldana Farms), the catering arm of Cancun Taquería; gluten free and locally sourced, it will be a feast fit for a Rey! 

Yes, my Latin Lovers, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening . . . and we will not leave you hungry. Please bring a cerveza or tequila to share and we will provide the rest with mucho gusto! Cocktails will be served at 7.30pm. As always, please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary Friday evening fiesta . . . or to linger indefinidamente! 

Yours,
Los Cabañeros


!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to October 23rd, 2003; CAYA; The Hallowed Eve
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/

The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710

Friday, October 17, 2014

CAYA; Short and Sweet . . .

​Dear Lost Souls,

YES! . . . Cocktail Hour is on for tonight! . . . you know the drill:

Cocktails (and Haberdashery Home Brew!) will be served at 7.30pm. As always, please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary Friday evening soirée . . . or to linger indefinitely.

Yours,
Los Cabañeros

!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to October 10th, 2002; CAYA; Our Merry Band
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/

The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970