Dear Lost Souls,
Buon
Capo d'Anno!'Tis the new year, my Bonnie Spheremates! A time for resolutions,
plans, good intentions, and never looking back. Squarely in its fifth year, the
Haberdashery is looking forward to an exquisite year of tireless mediocrity and
boundless low expectations. For your part, you are invited to participate in
our weekly constitution without program or contribution; to wish upon electric
stars, recline in velvet dreams and revel in Kodachrome memories of evenings
past; made sweeter by the foggy lens of forgetfulness. Leave your troubles at
the door and come bask in the comforting shade of that familiar canopy you can
always rely upon as your official Last Resort. No jacket required.
Yessssss,
Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening . . . the first of a brand new
year. You are the Belle of the Ball in your version of this illusive universe
and the Haberdashery would be honored by your assistance in ringing in the new
year in an anticlimax of epic proportions. Our professors of alchemy will be on
hand to deliver to your palette the potion of your desires. Your weekend begins
at the top of the steps. As always, please feel free to stop by for a quickie
en route to your chosen Friday venue . . . or to linger indefinitely.
Yours,
Greg
P.S.Holy
Shit!! Mardi Gras is early this year (February 24th)! That means that the
Haberdashery's Mardi Gras Debauchery will take place on Saturday, February
21st. Mark your calendar . . . that means all day Saturday. I promise you that
this year’s event will blow last year's paltry display of mediocrity out of the
water. You just have to promise me to TAKE HOME the goddamn beads this year . .
. Jasus you people are thick!
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