Dear
Lost Souls,
Holy
Cow! It's Barbecue Season and we have yet to gather around the Haberdashery's
glowing hearth to sear our collective pound of flesh. Well, whether it be
animal, vegetable or mineral . . . it is time to throw something down on the
barbie. But, for God's sake, if you bring veggie burgers over . . . please take
the leftovers home! They make the rest of the carnivores and me nervous.
Yes, my
Fire Worshipping Friends, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening . . . and
with it we celebrate the Official opening
of Barbecue Season. Cocktails will be served at 7:30pm and the coals will be
glowing by 8pm. There will be some communal grill items, but please feel free
to bring along any of your preferences or favorites. As always, our dedicated
staff of Advising Alchemists will be on hand to guide you through to the
realization of your fanciful fluid dreams. Dreams, in color, will also be
available upon request. Your weekend begins at the top of the stairs. As
always, please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your chosen
Friday venue . . . or to linger indefinitely . . . indubitably . . . and
irresponsibly in the low expectations of your Last Resort.
Yours,
Greg
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