Welcome to
the beginning of the end . . .
According to
our Mayan brethren, December 21st, 2012, will be the end of times .
. . the Apocalypse Now . . . Judgment Day . . . the Quickening . . . the
Rapture . . . the big CF. Either that, or some flamboyant Shaman in an electric
dream coat and a feathered hat ran out of room on a stone tablet. Be that as it
may, December 21st, 2012, just happens to be . . .
. . . wait
for it . . . a Friday! Coincidence? I don’t think so.
Well, with
only 50 short weeks left to find out, the Haberdashery executive board believes
it is better to be safe than sober. Preparation, preparation, preparation
. . . there is no substitute . . . and we will not be caught with our celestial
skivvies around our Pre-Columbian ankles. If nothing else, we should all
capitalize on this opportunity to augment the breadth and quality or our
alchemical palette. For our part, the Haberdashery will be expanding its
repertoire, officially declaring 2012 the “Year of the Cocktail”, and
with the potential ‘end of times’ at hand, infusing new meaning into our
dedication to remaining your Last Resort. Even if the end is nigh,
you’ll always find shelter beneath our canopy of low expectations, in the
cherished company of familiar strangers.
Yes, my my
Mayan Sharonas, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening. Now that we are on
the sunny side of the Solstice, each Friday holds the promise of brighter days,
barbecue season, and Mardi Gras . . . oh, yes . . . it’s just around the
corner! Cocktails will be served starting around 7.30pm. Please feel free to
stop by for a quickie en route to your primary Friday evening venue . . . or to
linger indefinitely.
Yours,
Los Cabañeros
The
Haberdashery
2124 5th
Street
Berkeley,
CA 94710
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