Come As You Are - Fer Foke Sek

Dear Lost Souls,

It's been a helluva week and I am more than ready for our weekly constitution . . . our solemn covenant . . . our righteous ritual!

Yes, my Industrious Indiginii, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening . . . and you are invited to come lounge in some enchanted glow, surrounded by our eclectic constellation of electric stars . . . to rest beneath the dappled shade the Haberdashery's low expectations . . . and to partake in the soothing elixirs prepared by our tireless Alchemists on their Sterling Stills. Your cocktails will be served at 7:30pm . . . and your presence is required . . . whether it be in mind, body or spirit. As always, please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your chosen Friday venue . . . or to linger indefinitely in the familiar fantasy of your Last Resort. No reservations required.

Yours,

Greg

Come As You Are - Thursday Night Theory at McNally's!

Dear Lost Souls,

Scientists have now confirmed a shadow of a doubt that the Thursday night* theory is valid and, as a result, should be adopted as a general part of Haberdashery policy. To minimize the potential of a cataclysmic temporal rift, Friday will now be starting on Thursday. This means that Thursday will be moving to Wednesday. Accordingly, Wednesday has been canceled due to lack of interest. Confused? Fear not, for . . .

. . . Yes, my Thirsty Timetravelers, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening. As a special treat we will be meeting at Bill McNally's on College Avenue in Rockridge (5352 College Ave, near the Rockridge Library) on Thursday evening to celebrate the impending revelry of the weekend. The international recording star, Bix Wier, will be performing; surrounded by the murky charm of the East Bay's first post-prohibition bar. And a fine one it is!! Come experience history while you hoist some of the Bay Area's finest Guinness. Of course, our weekly constitution of Friday Night Cocktail Hour will still continue as usual. Cocktails will be served at 7:30pm, when the Haberdashery's Cabana Boys will be on hand to shake up a beverage of your choosing. We offer you electric sunshine, eclectic company and exceptionally low expectations. As always please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your chosen Friday venue . . . or to linger indefinitely.

Yours,

Greg

No Cocktail Hour - Chh Chh Changes

Dear Lost Souls,

There will be no Cocktail Hour this week, as I will by hangin' with Ziggy Stardust. Have a great weekend and hoist one in the direction of the Haberdashery . . . I promise to do the same.

Yours,

Greg

Come As You Are - My Guinness!! It's Good Friday

Dear Lost Souls,

Spring has sprung

The grass is ris

I wonder wheres the birdies is?

These are difficult days to be hold up in our prefab cubicles. But fear not! For the weekend is right around the corner, and . . .

. . . Yessssss, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening. Cursed with a lack of brevity, I will endeavor to keep this missive to the point . . . simply to say that you are cordially invited to come share in our weekly constitution and find a spot of your very own beneath the Haberdashery's embryonic halo of low expectations. Your weekend begins at the top of the steps . . . where our trained alchemists will be on hand to adapt to your fluid whims. Cocktails will be served at 7:30pm. As always, please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your chosen Friday venue or to linger indefinitely.

Yours,

Greg