Come As You Are; INTERNATIONAL ALERT . . . CLASS 5 CAIPARINHAS FORECAST . . . SEEK SHELTER

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Dear Lost Souls,

The international community is officially ON ALERT, bracing in anticipation of the scattered Caiparinhas forecast for this coming Friday. As yet, the strength of the these Caiparinhas has not been determined, but based on previous occurrences and the resulting sense of disorientation, this alert should be treated as an eminent threat. This is not a ‘watch’. This is a full-blown ‘warning’. You are instructed to promptly seek shelter at the nearest Haberdashery . . . preferably in the company of Samba music, comfortable seating, munchies, and warm lighting. There is no need to panic. A dedicated support crew of highly trained emergency response personnel will be on hand to assist you during this crisis, administering primary aid and comfort . . . likely in the form of . . . Caiparinhas.

Yes Haberdites, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening . . . and although there may be storms on the horizon, your Last Resort stands firm, ready to receive you . . . promising to deliver the warm glow of our communal hearth, and the cherished company of familiar refugees. The juke box will  be featuring some tropical beats from south of the equator, and our oh-so diligent Cabana Boyz will be on hand to make sure that the cocktails and the Samba go down sweet and smooth . . . cool and crisp . . . Creole style.
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Cocktails will be served at around 7:30pm . . . with Latin punctuality. As always, please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary Friday evening venue . . . or to linger indefinitely.

Yours,
The Cabana Boyz


The Haberdashery 2.0 is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA . . . 94710 on the dial!
Between Alston and Addison right off the University Avenue exit
. . . easy access from San Francisco . . . just across from the Berkeley Bullfighting Association . . . it’s all about picking your neighbors.

To help you recall the long season of our contentment . . . The Haberdashery 1.0; from 1999 to 2004 . . . Five years you’ll never get back!:
http://theaup.com/pages/prsnl/frames/projfrm_prsnl_cktlhr.html
be sure to peruse the photo galleries.