Thursday, January 19, 2012

Come As You Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

Dear Lost Souls,

It’s Pirate Night at the Haberdashery! In solidarity with the on-line protests against web censorship spearheaded by the likes of Wikipedia and Google, Our Society of Haberdites will be donning our ruffle shirts, leather vests and eye patches to support the cause of web freedom; swashbuckling our way through another evening of music and revelry. Come join in the harmony of the high C’s. Fret not the contents of your vessel on the rocks! Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum . . . and we’ll have you back on your digital odyssey, surfing for contraband treasure in the company of virtual mermaids.

Yes, my Scurvy Dogs! Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening. The galley will open at 7.30pm. As always, our cabin boys will be on hand to hoist the Jolly Roger of liberation and libation, guiding you safely to a sheltered port. So come park your schooner in a friendly slip and let us fluff your jib! Please feel free to sail by for a quickie en route to your primary Friday port o’ call . . . or to linger indefinitely.

Yours,
Los Cabañeros

P.S. The Haberdashery Mardi Gras Party will likely be on February 25th, so mark your calendar. Details to follow.

The Haberdashery
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA  94710

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