Dear Lost Souls,
The media was just starting to calm down from their Syrian Tomahawkgasm ... when our fearless leaders unleashed the Mother Of All Bombs ("MOAB" ... actually stenciled on the side of this f'ing bomb!) on Afghanistan at a cost of about $15.7 million, killing a grand total of 36 people ... presumably 'Bad Hombres'. The rocket attack, and the bomb successfully shifted attention away from the thick black smoke rolling off of the dumpster fire that continues to blaze in the oval office. Where is our "Mission Accomplished" banner that we all deserve?!
Yes, my Progressive Patriots, Cocktail Hour in on for this Friday evening. Cocktails will be served starting at 7:30pm. Please feel free to drop by for a quickie en route to your evening's primary detonation … or to linger in the deafening afterglow.
Yours,
Los Cabañeros
!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!
P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us to April 10th, 2003; CAYA - May Flowers Anticipated
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