Friday, June 22, 2018

CAYA - The Celestial Dance

Dear Lost Souls,

In the timeless dance of celestial bodies across the cosmic expanse, our intrepid little blue spaceship finds itself on the precipice of another transition into a new season of possibility and regeneration. Come join your fellow Haberdites from near and far as we toast the beginning of Summer in all her splendor.

A special thanks to all of you who joined us last week for the birthday surprise! It was a tremendous pleasure to see you all, old friends and new, and a splendid way to step into a new decade.

Yes, my Curious Cosmonauts, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening. Cocktails will be served at 7:30pm. As always, please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary soiree, or to linger indefinitely.

Yours,
Los Cabañeros

!!Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation!! ... your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to June 20th, 2012; CAYA - Apollo's Solstice Joy Ride
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA Blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com

The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkely, CA 94710

Friday, June 15, 2018

CAYA - Living La Vita Gemini

Dear Lost Souls,

Gemini Season is here . . . clearly everybody’s favorite time of year (just ask a Gemini)!! And although not everyone can be a Gemini … so sad! … everyone IS WELCOME to join in the celebration of this season of abundance. Accordingly, CAYA is pleased to feature ‘twofers’ on all libations and victuals. So, grab your favorite Gemini … or else just reconnect with your inner twin! … and swing by the Haberdashery for twice the fun! Wow! Whoda’thunk dat?

Yes, my Anxiously Animated Astrologers, Cocktail Hour is on for this evening. As a special treat, we will be featuring a limited tasting of The Haberdashery Brewing Company’s own Golden Age Black Oatmeal Stout. So, leave your darkest woes on the front stoop, and step into the comforting shade of low expectations and eclectic wishing stars. Cocktails will be served at 7:30pm. As always, please feel free to stop by for a quickie, or to linger indefinitely.

Yours,
Los Cabañeros

!!Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation!! ... your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to June 10th, 2004; CAYA - Up on the Roof! - Birthdays and Goodbyes
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA Blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com

The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkely, CA 94710

Friday, June 8, 2018

CAYA - The Rites of Spring

Dear Lost Souls,

Come Ye, and bare witness as Haberdites near and far celebrate the Rites of Spring. Let us all in these days of glorious rebirth:

  • Dive headlong into the season’s bounty of food, drink, and folly, for any Spring may be Ye last;
  • Wiggle Ye toes in Mother Earth's ocean sands, bathe in her welcoming waters, and receive the warm embrace of our nearest guiding star;
  • Dance and sing with abandon, channeling the innocence of Ye articulate child within;
  • Make love to the world, whether it be through the passionate embrace of a partner, or just a wanton romp through the lilies of the field;
  • Bring Ye this night other Rites to share in abundance with your fellow Haberdites!
Yes, my Sirens of the Season, Cocktail Hour is on for this evening. In celebration, we will be featuring a special tasting of The Haberdashery Brewing Company’s own Asshat Red Ale. Cocktails will be served at 7:30pm. As always, please feel free to wander on by for a quickie, or to linger indefinitely.

Yours,
Los Cabañeros

!!Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation!! ... your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to June 3rd, 2004; CAYA - Jackets Required; In the Name of Ray
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA Blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com

The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkely, CA 94710





Friday, June 1, 2018

CAYA - WTF Buttercup?!

Dear Lost Souls,

It's another great week to be American!! As part of our ongoing Wednesday-Thursday-Friday (WTF????!!!!!) wrap-up of key global events, tonight we wil:
  • review the policy outcomes and implications from the Kardashian-Trump Prison Rerform Summit;
  • roll play a deep dive into international trade with a 'how much can you fuck yourself?' Secret-Santastyle commodity exchange (please bring Reynolds Wrapto not share);
  • host a bunger-bleaching workshop in anticipation of the ass kissing that will go on during the North Korean summit. Because we will all want to look our very best for the Nobel Peace Prizeceremony;
  • 'popcorn' strategies on how best to frame the optics of an openly pedophile and pro-rape congressional candidacy (we may want to allow some extra time for this one).
  • Its all gonna be loads of fun! (Please bring bleach).
Yes my Proud Patriots, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening. Cocktails will be served at 7:30pm . . . give or take a cocktail. Please feel very free to goose step by for a quickie en route to your evening’s freedom rally, or to linger until the surely-eminent Armageddon.

Yours,
Los Cabañeros

!!Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation!! ... your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to June 11th, 2003; CAYA - Come or Be Scorned
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA Blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com

The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkely, CA 94710