CAYA - WTF Buttercup?!

Dear Lost Souls,

It's another great week to be American!! As part of our ongoing Wednesday-Thursday-Friday (WTF????!!!!!) wrap-up of key global events, tonight we wil:

• review the policy outcomes and implications from the Kardashian-Trump Prison Rerform Summit;
• roll play a deep dive into international trade with a 'how much can you fuck yourself?' Secret-Santastyle commodity exchange (please bring Reynolds Wrapto not share);
• host a bunger-bleaching workshop in anticipation of the ass kissing that will go on during the North Korean summit. Because we will all want to look our very best for the Nobel Peace Prizeceremony;
• 'popcorn' strategies on how best to frame the optics of an openly pedophile and pro-rape congressional candidacy (we may want to allow some extra time for this one).
• Its all gonna be loads of fun! (Please bring bleach).

Yes my Proud Patriots, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening. Cocktails will be served at 7:30pm . . . give or take a cocktail. Please feel very free to goose step by for a quickie en route to your evening’s freedom rally, or to linger until the surely-eminent Armageddon.

Yours,
Los Cabañeros

!!Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation!! ... your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to June 11th, 2003; CAYA - Come or Be Scorned
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA Blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com

The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkely, CA 94710