The Haberdashery board, in response to the rising tide of undocumented Haberditesand the extended jam sessions that have become the norm at our weekly communion, has exercised its executive powers to declare a state of emergency, triggering critical emergency pretzel and kegorator funding. Facing the extended President’s Day weekend, board members have been preparing to augment this allocation of emergency resources with a wide range of adult beverages, herbal remedies, and lower expectations. Board members, Prof. Christopher Strain, Dr. Andrew Levine, and Greg Dolge Esquire could not be reached for comment. Sad.
Yes, my Bad Hombres and Hombrettes, Cocktail Hour in on for this evening. With only M-15 days until Saturday, March 2nd, you should all be reaching peak performance training and prepping for the slippery slope of your taper towards the debauchery of The Haberdashery’s annual Mardi Gras party. Laissez les bons temps rouler!
Cocktails will be served at 7:30pm. Please feel free to swing by for a quickie en route to your primary national crisis!
Yours,
Los Cabañeros
!!Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation!! ... your well-being is our first priority!
P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to February 13th, 2003; CAYA - St. Valentine's Day
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA Blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com
The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 Fifth Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
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