Friday, March 6, 2020

CAYA; Outbreak / Break Out

Dear Lost Souls,

Thank you to all that attended the Mardi Gras fête last Saturday. It was a hoot! We will be sending out an official 'thank you' follow up in the next day or two; but in the mean time ...


The Corona virus threat is now officially sweeping the globe, and so complicating everything from your daily commute, to basic commerce, to the election cycle, to your summer vacation escape . . . and maybe even your Friday evening plans! What a world!!! What is a Haberdite to do? Well, for the time being, the Haberdashery soldiers on in the deliverance of our weekly communion ... stocked with hand sanitizer and armed with purifying spirits to chase away the demons that spread evil throughout the land.

But fear not!! . . . with our stalwart VPOTUS and Great White Knight from Indiana at the helm of our national response, our surefire plan is to pray away this evil scourge, with an everlasting hope for brighter times when we can all return to the grand old days of great American complacency and entitlement ... so we can once again hate our fellow citizens for important things like our ethnicity, sexual orientation, gender identity, and religious preference!  . . . Ma che nostalgia! 

Yes, my Anarchists of the Apocalypse, Cocktail Hour is on for this evening. Cocktails will be served starting at 7:30pm. Please feel free to wander on by in your delirium for a quickie en route to your individual destiny, or to linger until the end of days.


Yours,
Los Cabañeros

!!Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation!! ... your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to February 14th, 2002: Come As You Are - 362 Days to Go; Beat the Rush!
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA Blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com


The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 Fifth Street
Berkeley, CA 94710

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