Come on!
The
truth shines bright as driven snow!
He
spreads good cheer wher'ever he goes
All
decked in red and trimmed in white
He's
dressed for Love on Christmas night
With Rudolph's
nose to guide his sleigh
A bright
Red Light to lead the way
He won't
take cash to pay the bill
With
milk and cookies he gets his fill
No need
to tell the girls and boys
About
the Tart who brings their toys
But don't
pretend YOU didn't know
That Old
Saint Nick is just a Ho
Yes, my
Irreverent Revelers, Cocktail Hour is on for this week, and you are invited
once again to come bask in the warm glow of low expectations. Depending on the International Travel Gods, this could be
the last Cocktail Hour of 2003. But don't forget: You get a clean slate on
January 1st! . . . so you only have a couple of weeks to heap on the
misbehavin'!! . . . and, as always, the Haberdashery is there to support your
efforts. We'll have hot drinks, cold drinks and Holiday munchies to put you in
the spirit . . . and Alaskan Martinis; just for Dolge. Our helpful elves will
do their best to see to all your temporal needs. Cocktails will be served at
7:30pm. We know it is a busy season for our clan, but please remember to hoist a
glass in our direction wherever you may be . . . and we will do the same. As
always, please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your chosen Yule
Tide venue . . . or to linger indefinitely.
Yours,
Greg
PS: Brother
can you spare a Finn? - While our regularly scheduled Finns, Minna and Timppa,
will not be out of town and unavailable this Friday, we have flown in
replacement Finns to fill the gap . . . what's a party without a Finn! . . .
we're always watching out for you Cats!
