CAYA; No Reservations Required . . . 🧟‍♂️ for the Zombie Apocalypse 🧟‍♀️

Dear Lost Souls,

Administration officials arrive to
testify at impeachments hearings

State and federal administration officials have reassured the populous that they have the 'best people' working on the Zombie Apocalypse . . . with great strides forward already being reported in progressive initiatives like; extended energy grid outages, exploding refineries, perilous geopolitical isolationism, election meddling . . . and some ominous rumblings of earth quake season thrown in for good measure. Rest assured that the constitutional crisis remains precisely on schedule, our national infrastructure remains full of potential, and the healthcare system is on the verge of . . . well, it is on the verge. Did we mention the opioid crisis?

Behold, up ahead on the temporal horizon . . . a beacon of delicious distraction . . . an oasis of mellifluous tranquility . . . a canopy of dappled low expectations . . . under a twinkling constellation of eclectic wishing stars offering the promise of sweet delusion and an ephemeral excursion to the land of cognitive dissidence: The Haberdashery . . . your Last Resort. Come As You Are.

Yes, my Emissaries of Jesterville, Cocktail Hour is on for this evening. Please feel free to roll up for a quickie en route to your evening's primary dumpster fire . . . or to linger indefinitely.

Yours,
Los Cabañeros

!!Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation!! ... your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to October 16th, 2003: CAYA - Octoberfest in California
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA Blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com

The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 Fifth Street
Berkeley, CA 94710

CAYA; The Eternal Struggle

Dear Lost Souls,

In a micro-model of life's eternal struggle, We search once again to find meaning in our weekly constitution by attaching the accoutrements of artificial human ritual. But alas, what deeper meaning is there to our daily toil than the miracle of our very existence and the momentum of life's evolution that has been the vehicle for our arrival on this glorious day.

So, to celebrate this most mundane of realizations and (at the same time most extraordinary), the Haberdashery will be tapping into the wellspring of its own humble momentum and celebrating the arrival of another Friday evening.

Yes, Cocktail Hour is on for tonight and your are invited to join us as we take pause. Cocktails will be served, tales will be told and we will do our little part, as best we can, to perpetuate a global epidemic of untempered peace. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie, or linger indefinitely.

Yours,
Greg