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Dear Lost Souls,

Here's a thinker for ya:

The first three letters of barbecue? Coincidence?

Cocktail hour is on for tonight.

PFFTSBFAQOLI.

Yours,

Greg

CAYA; The Temple of Minimal Effort

Dear Lost Souls,

Cocktail Hour is on for this evening. Please join us for our weekly pause at 2107 Hearst, starting around 7:30pm. Minimal effort on your part is encouraged. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie . . . or linger indefinitely.

Yours,

Greg

Cast Out Upon the Ocean

Dear Lost Souls,

The Haberdashery will be taking a break this week. We cast you out upon the swells to make your way among the Friday Fates.

'Till next week, my bonnie sailors!

Greg

CAYA

LS

Brvty

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CAYA; The Eternal Struggle

Dear Lost Souls,

In a micro-model of life's eternal struggle, We search once again to find meaning in our weekly constitution by attaching the accoutrements of artificial human ritual. But alas, what deeper meaning is there to our daily toil than the miracle of our very existence and the momentum of life's evolution that has been the vehicle for our arrival on this glorious day.

So, to celebrate this most mundane of realizations and (at the same time most extraordinary), the Haberdashery will be tapping into the wellspring of its own humble momentum and celebrating the arrival of another Friday evening.

Yes, Cocktail Hour is on for tonight and your are invited to join us as we take pause. Cocktails will be served, tales will be told and we will do our little part, as best we can, to perpetuate a global epidemic of untempered peace. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie, or linger indefinitely.

Yours,
Greg

The Laurel Harvest

Dear Lost Souls,

Once again, the end of the week draws near and you are encouraged to celebrate your tireless (big word alert) perseverance by resting squarely on your laurels for the weekend.

Yes Cocktail Hour is on and the Haberdashery is pleased to offer you the perfect venue for such earnest activities. You are invited to join us for cocktails and fellowship this evening at 2107 Hearst. Cocktails will be served at 7:30pm. This is a "bring your own laurels" event, however, we are happy to provide you with laurels upon request.

Please feel free to stop by for a quickie, or linger indefinitely.

Yours,
Greg

Dear Lost Souls,

Just an OhSo quick and painless note to let you know that Cocktail Hour is on for tonight. With St. Patty's around the corner, here is a way to slide painlessly into the holiday weekend. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie on route to your primary venue or linger indefinitely. This week we have some special guests visiting from Germany to season our season. Cocktails will be served at 7:30pm. Hope to see you there.

Yours,

Greg