Dear
Lost Souls,
Celebrity
pop psychologist, Dr. Andy, and his faithful sidekick Frankie are coming to
visit! Whoopie!! So, dig up your demons and lay them before their six feet for fun-filled
solutions to your darkest confusions.
Yes my
demented denizens, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday night and you are
invited to join us as we welcome back one of our most celebrated veterans from
the Southland. Cocktails will be served at 7:30pm. This week the Haberdashery
will be featuring a wide range of specialty Martinis . . . sweet if you are and
dry if you’re not . . . prepared randomly according to the dogma of chance.
Gouda and Pistachios will be provided to you at no additional cost. Proud
headquarters to the Last Resort, please feel free (as always) to stop by for a
quickie en route to your selected Friday venue . . . or to linger indubitably.
Yours,
Greg
Haberdashery
Lost and Found Alert: One green back pack containing half a bottle of Knob
Creek . . . claim it fast because the bourbon seems to be evaporating at an
alarming rate.
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