Dear Lost Souls,
BREAKING NEWS . . .
. . . As the Storm of the Century rages outside, The Haberdashery is coordinating communications from the CAYA Crisis Command Center (Hab C4), where the C4's leadership team is formulating minute-to-minute strategic responses to the crisis at hand. Our team of Alchemists and Sultans of Swing are diligently preparing for this evening's disaster response meeting which will assist our distinguished community of Haberdites to appropriately react to what can only be characterized as an extraordinarily underwhelming meteorological event. Regardless of the challenges we face in blowing this event out of proportion, The Haberdashery is committed to overreacting in every manner conceivable, and we invite you to join the rally this evening as we hunker down at the Hab C4 and treat this crisis with the euphemistic respect it so richly deserves.
BREAKING NEWS . . .
. . . As the Storm of the Century rages outside, The Haberdashery is coordinating communications from the CAYA Crisis Command Center (Hab C4), where the C4's leadership team is formulating minute-to-minute strategic responses to the crisis at hand. Our team of Alchemists and Sultans of Swing are diligently preparing for this evening's disaster response meeting which will assist our distinguished community of Haberdites to appropriately react to what can only be characterized as an extraordinarily underwhelming meteorological event. Regardless of the challenges we face in blowing this event out of proportion, The Haberdashery is committed to overreacting in every manner conceivable, and we invite you to join the rally this evening as we hunker down at the Hab C4 and treat this crisis with the euphemistic respect it so richly deserves.
Yes, my Alchemical Alarmists, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening. The doors will open at 7.30pm. As always, please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary Friday evening disaster . . . or to linger indefinitely!
Yours,
Los Cabañeros
!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!
P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to December 13th, 2001; CAYA; Old Lawn Signs
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/B
The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970
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