Dear Lost Souls,
We stand at the dawn of a new era, washed clean of the myriad of passing sins that were born of the shortsightedness and folly that characterized the misguided judgements and poor decisions we made during 2014. Now, reborn in the fresh light of January optimism, we are invited to set a shining new course of excellence and virtue, free of every vice, immune to every temptation, and above all behaviors that so soiled the moral fabric of our souls over the last 12 months. On this, the second evening of our expansive new moral and temporal horizon, we Haberdites gather to celebrate what will surely be the purest, finest, and most exalted year in our oh-so brief passage across the terrestrial bridge of our ephemeral humanity.
Are you still with me? . . . Alternatively, we invite you come abandon those resolutions that you have not yet actually broken in the first 24 hours of 2015, kick up your heals, and enjoy one of our handcrafted cocktails . . . prepared by one of the Haberdashery's own highly trained Alchemical Savants . . . and mixed from the rare and delicate elixirs of vernacular vice and virtue that spring naturally forth from the innate spirit of your true self. We will provide an appropriate garnish that both compliments . . . and is also complimentary.
We stand at the dawn of a new era, washed clean of the myriad of passing sins that were born of the shortsightedness and folly that characterized the misguided judgements and poor decisions we made during 2014. Now, reborn in the fresh light of January optimism, we are invited to set a shining new course of excellence and virtue, free of every vice, immune to every temptation, and above all behaviors that so soiled the moral fabric of our souls over the last 12 months. On this, the second evening of our expansive new moral and temporal horizon, we Haberdites gather to celebrate what will surely be the purest, finest, and most exalted year in our oh-so brief passage across the terrestrial bridge of our ephemeral humanity.
Are you still with me? . . . Alternatively, we invite you come abandon those resolutions that you have not yet actually broken in the first 24 hours of 2015, kick up your heals, and enjoy one of our handcrafted cocktails . . . prepared by one of the Haberdashery's own highly trained Alchemical Savants . . . and mixed from the rare and delicate elixirs of vernacular vice and virtue that spring naturally forth from the innate spirit of your true self. We will provide an appropriate garnish that both compliments . . . and is also complimentary.
Yes, my Born-Again Brethren, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening. Cocktails will be served at 7.30pm. As always, please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary Friday evening fête di Anno Nuovo . . . or to linger indefinitely!
Yours,
Los Cabañeros
!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!
P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to January 3rd, 2002; CAYA; 2002 Year of the Palindrome
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/
The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970
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