Dear
Lost Souls,
I don't
know about you Cat's, but I' been freezin' my patushka off!But worry not! I've
devised a recipe for our collective warmth:
The Haberdashery Hot Toddy
-
Preheat
Haberdashery with candles and care
-
Pour
in equal parts HeWhos and SheWhos
-
Add
Martinis and/or other cocktails to taste
-
Fold
in liberal amounts of relaxation
-
Stir
in continuous variety of music
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Drop
in a dollop of something unexpected . . .
-
and
massage mixture slowly as evening progresses
-
Distribute
liberally
. . .
that's the ticket!
Yes, my
chilly Haberdites, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening . . . and after
a disorienting one week hiatus, you are invited to resume our weekly
constitution in the radiant warmth of an alternate son. Come slip out of the
constricting mantel of your weekly uniform and bask in the familiar glow of low
expectations. The Last Resort's Cabana boys will be serving you up their
special brand of alchemy under the canopy of your drowsy whims. Sunglasses are
optional. Cocktails will be served at 7:30pm. As always, please feel free to
stop by for a quickie en route to your chosen Friday venue . . . or to linger
indefinitely.
Yours,
Greg
Greg
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