Thursday, January 26, 2012

CAYA; Stardust, super novas and alchemical genius

Dear Lost Souls,

Our special celebrity guest this week, visiting from the Windy City, will be Sascha Welz Ph.D., an experienced space traveler and long-time veteran of CAYA 1.0. Dr. Welz has conducted extensive research for the Haberdashery on alchemical nanotechnology, utilizing calibrated electron microscopy for improved accuracy and effectiveness in the application of nanomixology. He will be drawing on his in-finite wisdom to give a short, albeit slurred, lecture towards the end of the evening; when his brilliance starts to reach a critical mass . . . sometimes even known to collapse into a singularity. Show up early to ensure that you to get a seat on the event horizon.

Yes, my Celestial Hitchhikers! . . . Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening. So brush off that stardust and come relax in the shade of this week’s perfect eclipse. As always, please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary super nova, or to push your quantum limits in the Haberdashery’s gravitational sphere.

Yours,
Los Cabañeros

P.S. This week’s CAYA 1.0 Flashback is to January 3rd, 2002: The International Year of the Palindrome!
P.S.S. Remember that the Haberdashery Mardi Gras Party will likely be on February 25th, so mark your calendar. Details and confirmation to follow.

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Come As You Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

Dear Lost Souls,

It’s Pirate Night at the Haberdashery! In solidarity with the on-line protests against web censorship spearheaded by the likes of Wikipedia and Google, Our Society of Haberdites will be donning our ruffle shirts, leather vests and eye patches to support the cause of web freedom; swashbuckling our way through another evening of music and revelry. Come join in the harmony of the high C’s. Fret not the contents of your vessel on the rocks! Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum . . . and we’ll have you back on your digital odyssey, surfing for contraband treasure in the company of virtual mermaids.

Yes, my Scurvy Dogs! Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening. The galley will open at 7.30pm. As always, our cabin boys will be on hand to hoist the Jolly Roger of liberation and libation, guiding you safely to a sheltered port. So come park your schooner in a friendly slip and let us fluff your jib! Please feel free to sail by for a quickie en route to your primary Friday port o’ call . . . or to linger indefinitely.

Yours,
Los Cabañeros

P.S. The Haberdashery Mardi Gras Party will likely be on February 25th, so mark your calendar. Details to follow.

The Haberdashery
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA  94710

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Come As You Are; Fair Warning - Mardi Gras is Coming!

Dear Lost Souls,

Fat Tuesday (or ‘Mardi Gras’) is February 21st. Consider yourself warned. This means that the tentative date for this year's Haberdashery Mardi Gras Party is Saturday, February 18th, with a possible alternative date of February 25th. Livers are delicate organs that sometimes require coaxing and coddling; particularly if you're a Yankee . . . but we are not here to judge. Be sure to mark your calendar and start your training early. You don’t want to wander into this event ill prepared; lest ye leave ill at ease. As always, the Saturday main event will start to ramp up during Cocktail Hour on Friday evening, with the ‘Festival of the Roux’. Choppers, slicers and dicers are always welcome. Everyone else is free to offer immoral support.

Yes, my Cajun Cohorts, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening. And, as we find ourselves solidly in the midst of the Mardi Gras Season in this “Year of the Cocktail”, we are continuing our aggressive expansion of our alchemical repertoire! Last week’s forays into the world of Ginger Beer were a big success. This week, our Cabana Boys will once again be on hand to fulfill your every fluid whim. Whims may also be provided upon request. Cocktails will be served starting around 7.30pm. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary Friday evening venue . . . or to linger indefinitely.

Yours,
Los Cabañeros

P.S. Gmail users!! – Gmail has been blocking the CAYA invitation without any notice or explanation. If you did not receive an invitation last week, we apologize. We have started using this new “Haberdashery 2.0” Gmail account to try to fix this problem. The Borg has won! You can always check for the current week’s invitation at: www.CAYA20.blogspot.com. You may also want to check your spam folder . . . God forbid! A few random confirmations that you have received this new email would also be much appreciated.


The Haberdashery
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA  94710

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Come As You Are; My My Mayan Sharona

Dear Lost Souls,

Welcome to the beginning of the end . . .

According to our Mayan brethren, December 21st, 2012, will be the end of times . . . the Apocalypse Now . . . Judgment Day . . . the Quickening . . . the Rapture . . . the big CF. Either that, or some flamboyant Shaman in an electric dream coat and a feathered hat ran out of room on a stone tablet. Be that as it may, December 21st, 2012, just happens to be . . .
. . . wait for it . . . a Friday! Coincidence? I don’t think so.

Well, with only 50 short weeks left to find out, the Haberdashery executive board believes it is better to be safe than sober. Preparation, preparation, preparation . . . there is no substitute . . . and we will not be caught with our celestial skivvies around our Pre-Columbian ankles. If nothing else, we should all capitalize on this opportunity to augment the breadth and quality or our alchemical palette. For our part, the Haberdashery will be expanding its repertoire, officially declaring 2012 the “Year of the Cocktail”, and with the potential ‘end of times’ at hand, infusing new meaning into our dedication to remaining your Last Resort. Even if the end is nigh, you’ll always find shelter beneath our canopy of low expectations, in the cherished company of familiar strangers.

Yes, my my Mayan Sharonas, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening. Now that we are on the sunny side of the Solstice, each Friday holds the promise of brighter days, barbecue season, and Mardi Gras . . . oh, yes . . . it’s just around the corner! Cocktails will be served starting around 7.30pm. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary Friday evening venue . . . or to linger indefinitely.

Yours,


The Haberdashery
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA  94710