The whirlwind of nonstop holiday merriment and gluttony looms on the Holly-clogged horizon like a smarmy coked up St. Nick! So get ready to strap on your red nose, free base a couple of Pepcid, and pucker up for some mistletoe-fueled ass kissing of family, friends and business connections we are forced to tolerate but once a year! . . . but not just yet! . . . for with an early Thanksgiving we are granted one extra week of reprieve before Decemblurr rockets us into . . . wait for it . . . 2013! . . . JazusMaryNjozef!!
Yes, my Mercurial Merrymakers! . . . Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening. This week the Saline Valley Vagabonds will be putting on a light and sound extravaganza, singing the timeless tales of their epic Thanksgiving adventures under the western desert skies of sacred Californiae. But, fear not the scorched earth of Gaia's drier humours! CAYA's highly trained cadre of alchemical high priests will be on hand to quench your baser desires; offering a wide selection refreshing adult beverages . . . supplemental desires may be provided upon request.
Cocktails will be served at 7:30pm. Please feel free to stop by with your caravan for a quickie en route to your primary Friday evening oasis . . . or to linger indefinitely . . . infidelly . . . under the Haberdashery's sheltering canopy of low expectation.
Yours,
Los Cabañero
!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!
P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to November 15th, 2001; The Prodigal Parents
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The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970
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