COME
ON!
The
truth shines bright as driven snow
He
spreads good cheer wher'ever he goes
All
decked in red and trimmed in white
He's
dressed for Love on Christmas night
With
Rudolph's nose to guide his sleigh
A
bright Red Light to lead the way
He
won't take cash to pay the bill
With
milk and cookies he gets his fill
No
need to tell the girls and boys
About
the Tart who brings their toys
But
don't pretend YOU didn't know
That
Old Saint Nick is just a Ho!
(reprinted from CAYA 12.13.03)
Yes, my Rambunctious Reindeer! . . . Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday
evening . . . but what sparkling experiential iceberg rises on that temporal
horizon!??? . . . it's Alaska Martinis!! . . . back in season, and just in time
to provide perfect punctuation to the end of another week in the Old St.
Nick Sweatshop. Ho, what better way to toast in the holidaze delirium than
with a frosty multicolored alchemical masterpiece prepared by our crack team of
effervescent elves. Be sure to tip your hard working elf appropriately . . .
although inappropriately is also much appreciated.
Cocktails will be served at 7:30pm. As always, please feel free to swing your
sleigh by for a quickie en route to your primary Friday evening seasonal soiree
. . . or to linger indefinitely . . . indubitably . . . and festively in the
hazy lazy glow of another Haberdashery Holiday Party.
Yours,
Los Cabañero
!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . .
your well-being is our first priority!
P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to December 18th,
2003; Santa is a Ho!
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/
The Haberdashery is located at:
2124
5th Street
Berkeley,
CA 94710
T:
510.229.2970
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