Dear Lost Souls,
This could very well be our final correspondence . . . scratched out in desperate emotion on the eve of the End of Days
. . . as we stare woefully down the barrel of our cosmic annihilation.
Solemnly, the Haberdashery is honored to have been selected as a
post-apocalyptic rallying point for our collective journey to the bosom
of Hades. . . no doubt because of our generous cache of "critical
supplies". So grab your loved ones, scamper on over, and join us on
board the last party barge across the River Styx . . . with a perfectly
chilled cocktail of your choice in hand!
Yes,
my Denizens of Doom! . . . Cocktail Hour is on
for this
Friday evening . . . apocalypse or not! . . . A metaphor against a
meteor! . . we shall make Meyer Lemon Calypsos out of Mayan lemons . . .
Indeed! a "Plan B" worthy of our Merry Band of Haberdites!! . . . one
way or another, Saturday is still TBD.
Cosmic annihilation notwithstanding, cocktails will
be served at 7:30pm. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your karmic destiny . . . or to linger indefinitely, indubitably . . . AD INFINITUM!
Yours,
Los Cabañero
!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!
P.S.
This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to December 4th, 2003; Come As You Are - Kneedeep in the Glög
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/
The
Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970
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