Thursday, December 13, 2012

CAYA; Countdown to the Mayan Apocalypse! Are you ready?

Dear Lost Souls,

The nature of speech is deception;
for the lens of the spoken word
can never illuminate the true nature
of
limitless ideas conceived out of pure thought

But when the veil is lifted
and we are liberated from this mortal coil
we shall know the light of truth
flowing uninterrupted between our eternal souls.


 . . . so, you better get your cosmic Shite together before all your friends and family see you in your karmic skivvies!
Yes!, the Mayan Apocalypse is just one week away, on . . . wait for it . . . Friday! . . . coincidence? 4 out of 5 Haberdites don't think so!
But, worry not! The Haberdashery has an exit strategy . . . albeit a shaky one . . . chilled, stirred, and garnished.

Yes, my Corporeal Cosmonauts! . . . Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening . . . just so we can share one last moment in the comforting glow of low expectations before we step through to the other side . . . Martini in hand.
As it was in the beginning, cocktails will be served at 7:30pm. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to the eternal destiny of your soul . . . or to linger indefinitely, ephemerally, and transubstantiationaly.

Yours,
Los CabaƱero
 
!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!
 

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to January 5th, 2012; CAYA; My My Mayan Sharona
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/

The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970

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