Friday, April 12, 2013

CAYA; Lying in the Armageddon of My Sweet Kim Jong-un

Dear Lost Souls,

Who ever thought a spoiled brat in black pajamas could be so damn dangerous! We've got nuclear missiles on the launch pad for what could essentially amount to suicide by clueless stupidity . . . plus a million souls of collateral damage; just to drive the point home! God help us all! Meanwhile, the headless chicken brigade in Washington is running around trying to figure out how many bullets we should let you put in your high-capacity magazine . . . Jazus . . . get me a Caipirinha and an escape pod!

Yes, my Armageddon Argonauts, Cocktail Hour is on for the Friday evening! Contrary to the chaos in the rest of the world, it has been a LOUVley week the Bay . . . and as, yet again, there may be disaster on the horizon, we best take a moment to gather around the Haberdashery's sacred hearth, share an adult beverage, and count our collective blessings. The Cabana Boys are at your service!

Cocktails will be served at 7:30pm. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary Friday evening emergency shelter
. . . or to linger indefinitely.

Yours!
Los CabaƱeros

!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!


P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to March 20th, 2003; CAYA; A Nation at War
P.S.S.
Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/ 


The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970

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