Dear Lost Souls,
Have you gotten bitch slapped by the Sequester yet? Have your travel plans been delayed by TSA cutbacks? Has your Blue Angels show been canceled for Fleet Week? Have you been furloughed as a federal employee? Does your postal carrier taunt you, leaving your mail in a bush by the curb? Are you frustrated because you have to ride-share in your M1A2 Abrams Tank? . . . and the other driver leaves the seat in a weird position? Luckily, the sequester has not in anyway penalized the politicians who caused it!! Whew!!! . . . although The President did take a $20,0000 pay cut in solidarity with other fed employees . . . perhaps just a gesture, but a helluva lot more of a gesture than the rest of the impotent peanut gallery!!! Well! . . . The Haberdashery does not trade in blackmail and excuses, nor do we bellyache that the Sequester ate our homework!!! . . . NO SIR!!
Yes, my Heroic Haberdites! . . . Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening . . . without cutbacks, furloughs, whining, or finger pointing!! . . . just our usual brand of shaking, stirring, chilling, zesting, and jammin' . . . another night of tireless service by our dedicated team of CAYA Cabana Boys; under a canopy of low expectations, at your favorite Last Resort!
Cocktails will be served at 7:30pm. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary Friday evening venue . . . or to linger indefinitely.
Yours!
Los Cabañeros
!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!
P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to April 10th, 2003; CAYA; May Flowers Anticipated
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/
The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970
Have you gotten bitch slapped by the Sequester yet? Have your travel plans been delayed by TSA cutbacks? Has your Blue Angels show been canceled for Fleet Week? Have you been furloughed as a federal employee? Does your postal carrier taunt you, leaving your mail in a bush by the curb? Are you frustrated because you have to ride-share in your M1A2 Abrams Tank? . . . and the other driver leaves the seat in a weird position? Luckily, the sequester has not in anyway penalized the politicians who caused it!! Whew!!! . . . although The President did take a $20,0000 pay cut in solidarity with other fed employees . . . perhaps just a gesture, but a helluva lot more of a gesture than the rest of the impotent peanut gallery!!! Well! . . . The Haberdashery does not trade in blackmail and excuses, nor do we bellyache that the Sequester ate our homework!!! . . . NO SIR!!
Yes, my Heroic Haberdites! . . . Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening . . . without cutbacks, furloughs, whining, or finger pointing!! . . . just our usual brand of shaking, stirring, chilling, zesting, and jammin' . . . another night of tireless service by our dedicated team of CAYA Cabana Boys; under a canopy of low expectations, at your favorite Last Resort!
Cocktails will be served at 7:30pm. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary Friday evening venue . . . or to linger indefinitely.
Yours!
Los Cabañeros
!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!
P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to April 10th, 2003; CAYA; May Flowers Anticipated
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/
The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970
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