In
an earthshaking policy coup d'état that defied all currently held
conceptions regarding their level of legislative effectiveness, this
past week Congress successfully
agreed on a strategy for saving one entire hour of day light. The solar
energy implications alone are staggering! The new policy, ratified
after a scorching debate, was implemented in the early morning hours of
November 3rd. Bipartisan support led to an agreement with
representatives of incumbent cosmic and celestial forces by which the
sun will now rise one hour earlier in the morning and set one hour later
in the evening. In a separate decision, the Haberdashery Board, in a
late night session punctuated by Caprese Bruschetta, ratified a decision
to embrace Congress's bipartisan breakthrough by holding another
special session this coming Friday evening. The Haberdashery's
legal analyst, Greg Dolge Esq, could not be reached for comment, but is
reported to have slept through the entire proceedings.
Yes,
my Litigious Lilliputians, Cocktail Hour in on for this
Friday evening . . . and, in celebration of our collective savings of
precious daylight hours, we will once again gather under our canopy of
dappled shade and shadow, with hand-crafted cocktails, to
toast the harmonious alignment of the celestial orbs, and numb the
acute awareness of our most perfectly dysfunctional national body of
inefficiency. As always, cocktails will served at 7:30pm. Please feel
free to stop by
for a quickie en rout to your primary Friday evening vegetative session . . . or to linger indefinitely!
Yours!
Los Cabañeros
!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!
P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to November 7th, 2002; CAYA; Declaration of Independence for Sensible People
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/
The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970
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