Thursday, January 30, 2014

CAYA; Snakes on Heals of Horses; The End of An Era

Dear Lost Souls,

Capitalizing on his somewhat limited Irish heritage, but buoyed by boundless aspirations, this weekend our loyal friend and consummate Haberdite, Dr. Andy Levine, will be channeling his best St. Patrick; leaving the Bay Area with the snakes, and riding off into the southern California sunset on a Chinese horse with no name. Despite the desperate pleadings of the Haberdashery Executive Board, Dr. Levine has decided to take his FfffhD and lead a perilous mission down to LA LA land. Down and out in that cultural wilderness, he'll be planting the Haberdashery banner under some polyethylene palm tree, carrying our message of unbridled mediocrity to the muddled masses . . . who will no doubt be shaken and stirred by his refreshing message of new libations. Far be it from any of us to judge . . . but let's do it anyway! Put 20 seconds on the clock:
  • He'll be dying his hair blond so that in SOCAL . . . oh wait, never mind;
  • He's leaving all his books here . . . 'cause readin' ain't so popular down there;
  • Mickey Rourke called . . . he wants his attitude back;
  • As a psychologist there just wasn't enough work in NORCAL; . . . budumbum!
  • . . . (please come prepared to give the Doctor an appropriate hard time!)
Yes, my Ecumenical Equestrians, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening. Please come by to wish Dr. Levine a Bon Voyage, and much success in his new digs down in the South Land. We will miss him. As it has always been, and always shall be . . . cocktails will be served at 7:30pm. Please feel free to gallop on by en route to your primary rodeo . . . or to linger indefinitely.

Yours!
Los CabaƱeros

!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to July 27th, 2001; CAYA; He'd All Growed Up
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/

The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970

No comments:

Post a Comment