Friday, April 21, 2017

CAYA; Earth Day Observed

Dear Lost Souls,

Looking back on the national and international news from this week ... the only thing remotely comforting was the celebration of 4/20 ... which is easy to forget. So . . . in a fit of reckless optimism, we will instead look forward to 4/22, when we can all celebrate Earth Day 2017 as a harmoniously united planet. Right!? And since it will likely not be long before Gaia shakes off the petulant scourge that is 'humanity', we are suggesting that you do your best to enjoy all of the Earth Days that we have left!

Yes, my Ephemeral Earthlings, Cocktail Hour in on for this Friday evening. Cocktails will be served starting at 7:30pm. Please feel free to drop by for a quickie en route to your cosmic destiny … or to linger for eternity.

Yours,
Los Cabañeros

!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us to April 29th, 2004; CAYA - Oh For Foke Sek!
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/

The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970

Friday, April 14, 2017

CAYA; MOAB Pride?

Dear Lost Souls,

The media was just starting to calm down from their Syrian Tomahawkgasm ... when our fearless leaders unleashed the Mother Of All Bombs ("MOAB" ... actually stenciled on the side of this f'ing bomb!) on Afghanistan at a cost of about $15.7 million, killing a grand total of 36 people ... presumably 'Bad Hombres'. The rocket attack, and the bomb successfully shifted attention away from the thick black smoke rolling off of the dumpster fire that continues to blaze in the oval office. Where is our "Mission Accomplished" banner that we all deserve?!

Yes, my Progressive Patriots, Cocktail Hour in on for this Friday evening. Cocktails will be served starting at 7:30pm. Please feel free to drop by for a quickie en route to your evening's primary detonation … or to linger in the deafening afterglow.

Yours,
Los Cabañeros

!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us to April 10th, 2003; CAYA - May Flowers Anticipated
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/

The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970

Friday, April 7, 2017

CAYA; Duck and Cover

Dear Lost Souls,

It has been another WTF week! ... punctuated by a chemical weapons massacre of innocents, the Supreme Court Justice selection 'Nuclear Option', cruise missile attacks, and a marketing misstep by Pepsi (... seriously, who gives a f@#k about Pepsi!!!). It is all a bit surreal and overwhelming in its destructiveness and absurdity. How is a Haberdite to cope? ... except to duck and cover under in comforting shade and ambient glow of low expectations only to be found at your oh-so-local Friday evening Last Resort.

Yes, my Bewildered Bedouins, Cocktail Hour in on for this Friday evening. Cocktails will be served starting at 7:30pm. Please feel free to stagger by for a quickie en route to your primary point of shelter … or to linger indefinitely.

Yours,
Los Cabañeros

!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us to April 11th, 2002; CAYA - The Temple of Minimal Effort
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com

The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970