Thursday, November 30, 2017

Post-Apocalyptic Thanksgiving Extravaganza

Dear Lost Souls,

As our ongoing 'Great Experiment in Democracy' continues to careen off the proverbial rails, dark clouds of doom cast an ever deeper shadow over an expanding and thriving American Idiocracy. But, in this 'holidaze' season we are invited to cling blissfully to the pacifying illusion of our collective good fortune ... a fortune characterized by a relative state of material abundance and the glorious delusion of a national 'exceptionalism' . . . upon which we have tenuously constructed our American brand of cognitive dissidence. Oh to Joy! 🎄🎉🎅🎈🎊🎠

Abandoning the absurdity of this premise ... we alternatively invite you to join your fellow Haberdites this Friday evening as we deeply embrace a resolute spirit of escapism and denial which, though criminally unsustainable, should get us through the fucking weekend . . . if we're lucky. One day at a time Baby!


To help keep your feet moving, DJ Mr. Fabulous will be in the house, and we are looking forward to a cathartic Haberdashery jam session ... so musicians, bring your instruments and implements of destruction!

Yes my Apoplectic Ambassadors to the apocalypse, CAYA is on for this Friday evening. Cocktails will be served beginning at 7:30pm. You are invited to stop by for a quickie en route to your evening's primary destiny ... or to filibuster indefinitely.

Yours,
Los Cabañeros

!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us to December 6th, 2001; CAYA - Drink Early - Beat the Rush
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/

The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710

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