In a serendipitous and poorly attended emergency midnight year-end meeting, The Haberdashery Bored adopted a marginally defined resolution to lower institutional expectations for 2019* . . . this, after the runaway success of CAYA's 2018 Minimal Disappointment Initiative. Deep ambivalence to all of you 'true blue' Haberdites who couldn’t really be bothered to make much of an effort!
Yes, my Lethargic Lilliputians, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening! Join us as we belatedly ring in the New Year, Haberdashery Style. Cocktails will be served at 7:30pm ... or whenever. Please feel free to wander by aimlessly for a quickie en route to your evening's default destination, or to loiter indefinitely under a glow of low expectations at The Last Resort.
OK! ... Now, let’s get out there and really under perform in 2019!
Yours,
Los Cabañeros
*Chronic complacency has kept us from coming up with a pithy title or catchphrase
!!Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation!! ... your well-being is our first priority!
P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to January 3rd, 2002; CAYA - 2002 Year of the Palindrome
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA Blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com
The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 Fifth Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
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