Friday, January 18, 2019

CAYA -  28 Days? WTF@#&%! Time for the "Shutdown Cocktail"

Dear Lost Souls,

At 28 days and counting, there seems to be no end in sight to the federal government shutdown. Ever cognizant of and responsive to current events, The Haberdashery is pleased to honor, and offer our federally employed Haberdites our specially formulated "Shutdown Cocktail" ... a powerful and surprising kick of bittersweetness that is sure to knock you a bit off balance, with an orange aftertaste that lingers ... with an optional purging chaser that eliminates the after taste; we call it "The Mueller".

Yes, my Fearsome Federalists, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening! Join us as we not-so-diligently solve the problems of the world and debate the finer absurdities of the evening's whimsy. Cocktails will be served at 7:30pm. Please feel free to scamper on by for a quickie en route to your evening's extended furlough or to linger indefinitely!

Yours,
Los Cabañeros

!!Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation!! ... your well-being is our first priority!


P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to January 24th, 2002; CAYA - The Mardi Gras Season
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA Blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com

The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 Fifth Street
Berkeley, CA 94710

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