Friday, February 14, 2020

CAYA - V Day at The Last Resort

Dear Lost Souls,

'Tis the hallmark of Hallmark holidays ... the Super Bowl of sappy sentimentality ... the World Cup of wanton wallowing and self loathing ... the March Madness of bitter regrets ... and, the Rochambeau of ridiculous romance. It's Valentines Day at the Haberdashery!! Now, come Ye one and all ... whether you stumble on by in emotional despair ... or dance through the door in unbridled glee with your love du jour ... or slide stealthily in the back way with a wink and a nod. Your Last Resort on Friday evenings is always ready to welcome you with open arms, random ridiculousness, philosophical mischief, political platitudes, and adult beverages brimming with liquid courage. The Haberdashery's Amorous Alchemists are eagerly standing by to fulfill your fluid desires*, and our merry minstrels await the chance to sing Ye a merry song. Come As You Are.

Yes, my Cantankerous Krewe d'Cupid , Cocktail Hour is on for this evening. Cocktails will be served starting at 7:30pm. Please feel free to wander aimlessly on by for a quickie en route to your primary amorous rendezvous, or to linger inevitably.


Yours,
Los Cabañeros
*desires may be furnished upon request

!!Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation!! ... your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to February 13th, 2003: CAYA - St. Valentine's Day
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA Blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com


The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 Fifth Street
Berkeley, CA 94710

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