Friday, May 22, 2020

😷 CAYA in Place; Pandemic Memorial Day

Dear Lost Souls,

Greetings from the Haberdashery Multiverse! 🖖🏼 Come As You Are . . . and stay where ya'll at!
These are serious times, when individual actions have serious consequences . . . including putting the lives of others at real risk. Counter to all science and logic, a lot of idiots will be out celebrating the long Memorial Day weekend by NOT following guidelines for social distancing and shelter in place. This does not make one a patriot honoring the American services women and men who died protecting our rights and freedoms, it just makes you an entitled prick who does not mind the fact that tens of thousands of our fellow Americans are yet to needlessly die from the irresponsible behavior of others. Please do not help expand the number of miniature American flags in our cemeteries. Please do not recklessly endanger our family and loved ones with preexisting conditions. Please stay the fuck home . . . and join us for a cocktail!

Yes my Pandemic PatriotsCAYA is on for this evening. Please join us (at 7:30pm sharp) as we kick off our Memorial Day weekend celebration with The Haberdashery's twist on the classic gin sour. Be sure to Chill Before You Fill! . . . and to tune in to The Last Resort from your sequestration sanctuary on our dedicated Haberdashery Zoom channel (Meeting ID#: 510 646 5316) at 7:30pm PST. Feel free to casually join the conversation or melt back to your corner of the Multiverse whenever you like. We will maintain the wormhole opening all evening (round'about midnight), or until after the last Haberdite signs off.


We are all making this up as we go. But, with a long pour of compassion, a shot of empathy, and more-than-a-dash of patience . . . though we may emerge shaken or stirred . . . our community of Haberdites will navigate this gauntlet of isolation with poise and dignity . . . and an adult beverage in hand. 

Now be safe out there . . . and above all else . . . be kind to one another, my fellow Haberdites!

Yours,
Los Cabañeros

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to May 28th, 2013: CAYA - Movie Night with the Professor; Mustaches Required!!
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA Blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com

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