CAYA; Make Friday Great Again!

Dear Lost Souls,

This week's CAYA occurs at a moment of crisis in our nation. The political and media establishment have THREATENED and divided REAL AMERICANS from our RIGHT to a fun filled weekend! I mean, there's something going on there! I can tell you, the Haberdashery is the ONLY solution to combating this legacy of criminal-level boredom and divisive weekday oppression. We are the ONLY place where you can have fun on a Friday, and the ONLY option for getting THE BEST … REALLY FABULOUS … I mean you are NOT gonna believe how GREAT they are … custom crafted adult beverages. So, to make Friday GREAT again, and protect YOU, we are immediately suspending your right to attend any other social events with your other friends who, if they do not grasp the magnitude of this danger, are not fit to host you!

Yes, my Puffed-Up Proletariats, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening, and you are invited to goose step over to the Haberdashery’s hallowed hall to rally behind this week’s platform of self-referential pomposity. It’s gonna be AMAZING! Cocktails will be served at 7.30pm. Please feel free to slither on by for a quickie en route to your primary convention, or to linger indefinitely.  

Yours,

Los Cabañeros

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to September 27th, 2001; CAYA – Cocktail Hour Returns

P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/

The Haberdashery is located at:

2124 5th Street

Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970

CAYA; Greece and Italy Trigger 11th Hour Haberdashery Bailout

Dear Lost Souls,

Late night Monday, key Haberdashery policy makers convened in a surprise Advisory Board session, welcoming back CAYA's European envoy over crepes and cocktails. Facing poor liquidity and growing unrest by thirsty Haberdites, the board was forced to accept a bailout offer by previous management ... which has promised to resume regular Haberdashery activities immediately. Left under Greek and Italian management for the last two months, the Haberdashery has been crippled by ongoing closures and gaps in its service delivery pipeline. A CAYA spokesperson dismissed any links to the recent departure of the resident Greek delegate, claiming the move was previously scheduled and unrelated to the bailout. The Greek delegate, who could not be reached for a response, did comment via email saying, "Sorry about the ivy, dude. I did water the bloody thing!!!"

Faced with the enormity of the crisis, frantic preparations for this Friday's Emergency Referendum began immediately. While officials refuse to comment on the specific content and procedural execution of the Emergency Referendum, a resident alchemist was overheard saying that it promises to be shaking, stirring, and chilling in its complexity and scope ... with an apropos wage 'garnish' to top it off.

We're back! ... Soooooo yes, my Mediterranean Misfits, CAYA in on for this Friday evening. Cocktails will be served at 7.30pm PST. As always, please feel free to drop by for a quickie en route to your primary evening bailout . . . or to linger indefinitely.

Yours,
Los Cabañero

 !!Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to July 20th, 2001; CAYA; Victim Relief for the California Experience
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/

The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970