Thursday, December 26, 2013

CAYA; Auld Lang Syne . . . & One Last Gumbo!

Dear Lost Souls,

For Auld Lang Syne, 2013 we now put to bed
counting our blessing, for how we are loved and well fed,
safe in our homes, while still connected to kin
with an embarrassment of riches, the new year to begin

But before it's all over, for one final farewell
we gather together, our stories to tell,
to hoist a last toast, and most important of all,
a Gumbo to share, in the Haberdashery Hall!


Oh yes, my Old Acquaintances Ne'er Forgot! . . . Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening. And in an extended celebration of the Christmas feast, we will be bridging the holidays with a cauldron of Duck & Andouille Gumbo. Bring you appetite, and come share in an abundance of accumulated good cheer . . . a toast to you and your fellow cosmonauts, as we celebrate another solar circumnavigation aboard this beautiful little blue marble . . . and the ride ain't over yet!

The Gumbo will be served at 6:30pm . . . an early start to extend the Holiday spirit. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary holiday ho ho hoedown . . . or to linger indefinitely!

Yours!
Los Cabañeros

!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to December 13th, 2001; CAYA; Old Lawn Signs
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/

The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

CAYA Christmas Day (12/25) Open House and Supper

Dear Haberdites!

Among our merry band of Mischief Makers, no one is ever truly a Lost Soul! And on Christmas Day most of all (not counting Mardi Gras, of course), we welcome the chance to hoist a glass together in celebration of the season. A last minute travel cancellation has opened the possibility of hosting the cherished all-afternoon Haberdashery Christmas Open House and a small evening feast in the Haberdashery's sacred hall.

A few friends will gather for dinner at around 5pm. If you do not have plans, or find yourself somewhat orphaned, you are very welcome to come join us! . . . please let me know and we will make a special place for you at the table! Otherwise, we invite Haberdites of all ages and beliefs to wander by during the day for a long or short visit to exchange some Christmas cheer, share a Nog, and then be on your way . . . just like Old Saint Nick!


December 25th
Open House: 12pm - 8pm

Dinner: 5pm (Please RSVP via email or text by midnight on Christmas Eve so I can get the numbers close)

Merry Christmas to you all!!!
Los Cabañeros 

!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority! 

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to December 4th, 2003; CAYA; Knee Deep in the Glög!
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/


The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970

Thursday, December 19, 2013

CAYA; Cocquetiers and Alaska Martini Season !

Dear Lost Souls,

We have no doubt that Santa's list, well researched and twice checked as it is, will be compiled from peer reviewed data that definitively establishes whether you have been naughty OR nice. And while the interpretation of said data might ultimately have grave impacts on the character of your stocking contents on Christmas morning . . . we at the Haberdashery want to assure you that it will not in the least impact the contents of your Friday evening cocquetier.  We are not ones to judge! 

Oh yes, my Haughty Haberdites, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening . . . and in a tradition that is as old as the Haberdashery itself, this week we toast the culmination of another jolly season with Alaska Martinis . . . a cocktail that is as colorful as Christmas itself, and as refreshing as a ride in a one horse open sleigh . . . a perfectly balanced alchemical masterpiece as sure as Rudolph's nose to lead your sweetheart beneath the mistletoe  . . . the rest is up to you!

As always, cocktails will served at 7:30pm. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary Yuletide chestnut roast . . . or to linger indefinitely!

Yours!
Los Cabañeros

!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to December 12th, 2002; CAYA; Alaska II - The Final Shakedown
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/

The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970

Thursday, December 12, 2013

CAYA; Holiday Hoe Hoe Hoe

Dear Lost Souls,

The Holidays are upon us! . . . Oh and in this season of danger and mirth, what paths of fear and trepidation we hoe? With this year's Black Friday body count, the crap shoot of holiday travel, the existential pitfalls of a meaningful New Year's resolution, and the prospect of staring down the barrel of your Uncle Leo's enlightened political rhetoric, what is a wayward elf left to do but take solace in the offerings of a reliable and potent round of XXXmas cocktails . . . just to take the edge off . . . and so sleep, my pagan prince of princes.

Yes, my Rambunctious Reindeer! . . . Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening, and though the Bay Area has been in the midst of an extraordinary seasonal chill, the Haberdashery's hallowed halls have retained their toasty and inviting character . . . your nipples are safe with us!

As always, cocktails will served at 7:30pm. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary Friday evening holiday hoedown . . . or to linger indefinitely!

Yours!
Los Cabañeros

!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to December 18th, 2003; CAYA; Santa is a Ho
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/

The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

CAYA; Damn the Torpedoes . . . Happy Holidays! (early/late start)

Dear Lost Souls,

The Boyz are back in town! . . . and in our absence our blushing neighborhood has birthed a new and refreshing venue: The Torpedo Room; a Sierra Nevada Brewery small batch tasting room . . . oooh, the extensive research we will do! To celebrate this promising addition to the local landscape, and to also dutifully and selflessly support our distinguished neighbors, this week we will begin CAYA with a 7pm to 8pm christening visit to the Torpedo Room (just around the corner at 2031 4th Street), and then march in merry procession (at 8pm when the Torpedo Room closes) . . . with a selection of gallon growlers in hand! . . . to the Haberdashery's sacred halls  . . . where in our absence, Haberdashery elves will have dutifully prepared our temple sanctuary with the traditional vestments and accoutrements. We invite you to meet us at your convenience at either location . . . as the holiday spirit moves you!

Yes, my Bellicose Brewmeisters! . . . Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening, and what better way to celebrate the end of Hanukkah and the beginning of the Advent Season than with the toast of a frosty small-batch local brew! . . . a non-secular joy on which we can all agree!! It's the Haberdashery's way of spreading peace on earth!

Sooooo, on this occasion, cocktails will served at 8:00pm. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary Friday evening holiday soiree . . . or to linger indefinitely!
Yours!
Los Cabañeros

!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to December 6th, 2001; CAYA; Drink Early - Beat the Rush
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/ 


The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Dear Lost Souls,

Always doing our best to keep your CAYA experience fresh and properly chilled, the Haberdashery will be temporarily relocating operations for the next two weeks to Pioneertown, California, on beautiful Skyline Ranch Road. The air is thinner . . . but that just makes the Cocktails go down that much smoother!

Yes, my Denizens of Dune, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening . . . albeit in a breathtaking new location! . . . where our good friend Rocco will be guest hosting at his picturesque place in the Yucca Valley. If you are interested in coming out for the evening and need directions, just respond to this email or drop me a line at gdelaune@theaup.com, and I will send you more precise directions. We are about 2hrs outside of LA.

ALSO THIS WEEK:
Check out our own Chip Sullivan's "Cartooning the Landscape" Exhibition
Reception:
Thursday, November 21, 5-9pm
Art + Design Center, UC Berkeley Extension
95 Third Street, San Francisco

As always, cocktails will served at 7:30pm. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary Friday evening desert adventure . . . or linger indefinitely.
Yours!
Los Cabañeros

!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to November 14th, 2002; CAYA; A Toast to Gardners! (this is a repeat from last week . . . but a hat tip to Rocco! . . . whose last name is Gardner!
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/

Thursday, November 14, 2013

CAYA; John Stewart exposed as part of a vast left wing Nordic Conspiracy!

Dear Lost Souls,

After a laughably clumsy coverup of Canadian proportions, unnamed sources have revealed that the crack-smoking mayor of Toronto, The Honorable Rob Ford, is actually a paid operative for the the mock news series, The Daily Show, with John Stewart. Stewart, himself a shameless suckler on the hot mic teet, was caught on microphone commenting, "with Ford on our staff, this show practically writes itself . . . I just show up and read the copy". Further investigation has revealed that this Theatre of idiocy actually extends across much of the northern and western hemisphere to include truthy contributors from Alaska and Minnesota, where for years key politicians in these states (classified by many as parts of Canada, eh!) have been secretly supplying Stewart raw uncut material with a astronomically high comedic street value . . . setting Republican Party policy, evaluating the effectiveness of universal healthcare, and deftly explaining the subtle details of American history. Ted Cruz and Rick Perry, additional 'persons of interest' in the expanding Daily Show investigation could not be reached for comment due to crippling cases of 'foot in the mouth' syndrome.

Yes, my Cantankerous Canucks, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening . . . and in celebration of Rob Ford's triumphant crusade to become the most outspoken politician in North American history, the Haberdashery will host a special crack smokin', p%$$@ eatin', 'all you can drink' celebration to toast in the dawning of another endless holiday season. Christmas comes but once a year . . . but political wingnuts, degenerate mayors, and extremist nut job windbags are the precious gifts that keep on givin' . . . all year round!

As always, cocktails will served at 7:30pm. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary Friday evening curling match . . . or to linger 'til the spring thaw! . . . eh!?

Yours!
Los Cabañeros

!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to November 14th, 2002; CAYA; A Toast to Gardners!
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/

 
The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970

Thursday, November 7, 2013

CAYA; Congress Saves Day Light in a Bipartisan Breakthrough

Dear Lost Souls,

In an earthshaking policy coup d'état that defied all currently held conceptions regarding their level of legislative effectiveness, this past week Congress successfully agreed on a strategy for saving one entire hour of day light. The solar energy implications alone are staggering! The new policy, ratified after a scorching debate, was implemented in the early morning hours of November 3rd. Bipartisan support led to an agreement with representatives of incumbent cosmic and celestial forces by which the sun will now rise one hour earlier in the morning and set one hour later in the evening. In a separate decision, the Haberdashery Board, in a late night session punctuated by Caprese Bruschetta, ratified a decision to embrace Congress's bipartisan breakthrough by holding another special session this coming Friday evening. The Haberdashery's legal analyst, Greg Dolge Esq, could not be reached for comment, but is reported to have slept through the entire proceedings.

Yes, my Litigious Lilliputians, Cocktail Hour in on for this Friday evening . . . and, in celebration of our collective savings of precious daylight hours, we will once again gather under our canopy of dappled shade and shadow, with hand-crafted cocktails, to toast the harmonious alignment of the celestial orbs, and numb the acute awareness of our most perfectly dysfunctional national body of inefficiency. As always, cocktails will served at 7:30pm. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie en rout to your primary Friday evening vegetative session . . . or to linger indefinitely!

Yours!
Los Cabañeros

!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to November 7th, 2002; CAYA; Declaration of Independence for Sensible People
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/


The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970

Thursday, October 31, 2013

CAYA; Who Let the Ghouls Out?!

Dear Lost Souls,

What frightening mix of demons and devils doth wander through the darkened streets? 'Tis the Hallowed Eve . . . and so in reverence to El Día De los Muertos, and as an offering to the Temple of Trick or Treat, we invite you to dig down deep into the cobwebbed breaches of your costume collections . . . tap into your mystical dark powers of demonic creativity, and assemble a mind-bending muddle of costume remnants and randomness . . . to manifest an original mishmash of thematic confusion that is emblematic of the Haberdashery's eclectic cornucopia of alchemical creations. Let your intoxicating talents unleash a textile tempest of terror! The more conceptually convoluted your concoction, the better! Booooo!

Yes, my Spirited Spirit-Loving Spirits! Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening . . . and for Our part, we pledge to lubricate your creativity with our usual brand of seminal mixology. This week we wander ever deeper into the mystical realms of elixirs and blends . . . with a ginger cinnamon tequila infusion tantalizing enough to wake the dead . . . Houston, we're going to need more Mason jars.

Cocktails will served at 7:30pm. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie en rout to your primary Friday evening séance . . . or to linger eternally! 

Yours!
Los Cabañeros

!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to October 23rd, 2003; Come As You Are; The Hallowed Eve
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/


The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970

Friday, October 25, 2013

CAYA; The Gelfand Piano Experiment

Dear Lost Souls,

Calling all piano players! . . . shout out to Greg McCrea, John Graham, and Josh Gelfand! . . . thanks to the generosity of Josh, we now have an in-house Haberdashery Piano on indefinite loan! That means that you piano players no longer need load up your ivory lady, drive her all the way over here, and lug her up the temple stairs to our sacred sanctuary . . . just to jump in the fray. We now have a piano waiting here for your loving attention! Oh the stories she'll tell! . . . how she longs to sing!

Yes, my Melodic Merrymakers! . . . Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening. Now all we need is for some Wizard of the Ivory Coast to step up and be the inaugural superstar in the Gelfand Piano Experiment. Who  will it be!!??? This lucky and intrepid individual will be rewarded with one of our signature Haberdashery Cocktails, plus the chance to play with the globally famous Haberdashery House Band! . . . wow! . . . step aside Simon Cowell!

Cocktails will served at 7:30pm. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie en rout to your primary Friday evening concerto . . . or to linger indefinitely!

Yours!
Los Cabañeros

!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to October 17th, 2002; CAYA; BADAS
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/


 The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

CAYA; The Shutdown Is Over!

Dear Lost Souls,

After last week's paralyzing Haberdashery Shut Down . . . and the civic outrage that followed . . . we are back on line; up and running at maximum inefficiency. The glasses are chilling, the infusion are infusing, and the comforting glow NOLA/CAYA hospitality is slowly warming up the hallowed halls of your sacred sanctuary. After another long week in the coal mines, you and your canary really deserve a relaxing evening under our eclectic wishing stars!

Yes, my Promiscuous Patriots! . . . Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening. We invite you to join us in the convening of our weekly covenant, for yet another evening of quality company, crafted cocktails, and tacitly indifferent debate. Help us help you to put your unsolicited sociopolitical opinions on ice.

As always, cocktails will served at 7:30pm. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie en rout to your primary Friday evening engagement . . . or to filibuster indefinitely!
Yours!
Los Cabañeros

!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to January 8th, 2004; CAYA; The Sabbath
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/


 The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970

Friday, October 4, 2013

CAYA; The Infusion Inclusion!

Dear Lost Souls,

The Infusion Inclusion Revolution has begun! Sparked by the paradigm shifting aromas of Blade Gin, and facilitated by the incendiary teachings of one of the Haberdashery's most celebrated consulting Alchemists, Prof. Sammie Rayner, CAYA is jumping feet first into the tantalizing world of flavor infusions. This week we will unveil our first meanderings into this new realm of sacred alchemy, testing the waters . . . or aqua vitae, as it were . . . with original gin and vodka infusions prepared with exacting precision under the watchful eye of the Haberdashery's master Alchemists. The results will leave you speechless . . . if not sightless.

Yes, my Gregarious Guinea-pigs, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening . . . and though we come to you with late tidings of our proximate gathering, they too are infused with the same warm flavors and smooth finish that will flow across your discerning palettes as you recline into the joy of a signature cocktail prepared with our latest wondering wanderings through the creativity cathedral nestled within the Haberdashery's sacred sanctuary of eclectic dreams. . . . It's just another evening with familiar faces and warm tidings beneath our bending boughs, in the dappled shade and shadow of our collective low expectations.

As always, cocktails will served at 7:30pm. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie en rout to your primary Friday evening venue du jour . . . or to linger indefinitely!

Yours!
Los Cabañeros

!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to October 16th, 2003; CAYA; Oktoberfest in California
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/

The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970

Thursday, September 26, 2013

CAYA; Quick and Dirty

Dear Lost Souls,

Just like a Martini . . . we're makin' it quick and dirty, with a twist . . . shaken or stirred to perfection . . . neat, smooth, on the rocks, or hopelessly adrift . . . we said we'd all go down together!

Yes, my Merry Mariners! . . . Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening. And despite our recent intermittent attentions to the quintessential vices of ye loyal Haberdites . . . our intentions have been constant and true . . . paving Dante's avenue to the warmer climates of our collective destinies . . . where someday we shall reflect with fond remembrance upon these mild evenings beneath the Haberdashery's canopy of low expectations, contemplating the collective whimsy of our wayward ways . . . and means with which we navigated these capricious seas of fickle fate.

As always, cocktails will served at 7:30pm. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie en rout to your primary port 'o call . . . or to linger indefinitely!

Yours!
Los Cabañeros

!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to October 9th, 2003; CAYA; Ach Du Leiber Weinerschnitzel!
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/

The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970

Thursday, September 19, 2013

CAYA; No Cocktail Hour This Week

Dear Lost Souls,
Unfortunately, this Friday evening your wily hosts will once again be out and about in their roles as Haberdashery Ambassadors. We invite you to do the same, secure in the knowledge that we will hoist a goblet in the general direction of our hallowed halls to toast our solemn constitution; inviting you to do the same.
We'll see you next week!

Yours!
Los Cabañeros

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to September 19th, 2003; CAYA - All Things Equal
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/

Friday, September 13, 2013

CAYA; Smooth and Easy

Dear Lost Souls,

Summer is slipping away and the Equinox is just around the corner. It has been a glorious season, full of barbecues, music, delicious debauchery, and the finest of fellowship. Indeed, you've earned a smooth and easy evening under the Haberdashery's canopy of low expectation . . . crafted cocktail in hand, basking in the luminescent flow of our eclectic wishing stars. 

Yes, my Kool Kats, KAYA is on for this Friday evening. Your tireless tenders of the Altar of Shake & Stir await the opportunity to chill and sling the Furies in response to your alchemical whimsies . . . personalized whimsies may be provided upon request . . . with no additional coin for the ferryman.

Cocktails will be served at 7:30pm. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary Friday gig . . . or to linger indefinitely, indubitably, and inscrutably . . . doo doo be doo be dee.


Yours!
Los Cabañeros


!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to September 27th, 2001; CAYA; Cocktail Hour Returns
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/

Thursday, September 5, 2013

The Boys Are Back in Town! . . . BBQ Time at the Carnal Grill

Dear Lost Souls,

The Prodigal Cabana Boys have returned to town and are ready to catch up on a little mixin', fixin', and stirrin'! . . . and Grillin'!!! Oh yes, that's right!!! . . . in addition to our usual array of Alchemical wonder, this week the sacred grill will be fired up to receive your carnal desires. We will have some communal items to offer, but please bring something to share.

Yes, my Nomadic Ne're Do Wells!, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening. Your humble hosts have been wandering the globe, engaged in important research aimed at the continued refinement of your experience under our communal canopy of low expectations. Now we eagerly await to share with you the fruits of our research.

Cocktails will be served at 7:30pm. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary Friday venue . . . or to linger indefinitely under our eclectic wishing stars.

Yours!
Los Cabañeros

!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to September 11th, 2003; CAYA; The Christening of the New Wing!
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

No Cocktail Hour Next Two Fridays . . . Burn Baby Burn

Dear Lost Souls,

There will be no Cocktail Hour for the next two Friday's; August 23rd and August 30th
. But worry not!!! . . . your humble hosts are well cared for . . . exploring the frontiers of our ephemeral crossing to enlightenment. We trust that you will do your best to minimize your suffering on your own journey as you wander the globe these coming Fridays. We will be toasting you in situ, and invite you to reciprocate!
Cocktail Hour will resume on September 6th!

Yours!
Los Cabañeros


P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to August 28th, 2003; CAYA; Autumn Looms and Weaves

P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Dear Lost Souls,

On the occasion of the bottling of the Haberdashery Brew Company's latest offering, our Ocean View Porter, we are reminded of WeBe's proud history as Ocean View, California . . .

Before the I880 freeway, before the Berkeley Marina (landfill), and before the bay bridges were built . . . the community of Ocean View, with its quaint harbor at the foot of Delaware Street (currently Spenger's) and sprawling pier was nestled up against the mighty Bay of San Francisco, with a sunset view out through the picturesque Golden Gate (pre-bridge!) . . . simpler times in an outpost town on the outer rim of a country still establishing a national identity and finding its place in the world. The Haberdashery’s hallowed gathering hall was bay-front property (now the shore of Aquatic Park), with sand dunes and salt flats out beyond the back porch. Come take a look yourself! Oh, the images you’ll find in a glass of our fine WeBe brew!

Yes, my Merry Mariners, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening. And so we toast a bit of history, a bit of nostalgia for the innocence of an adolescent nation, and a bit of hope for the adventures that yet await on our individual and collective voyages out beyond the Golden Gate . . . and into the great unknown.

Cocktails will be served at 7:30pm. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary Friday port of call . . . or to find anchor in the Haberdashery’s protect harbor indefinitely.

Yours!
Los Cabañeros

!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to August 22nd, 2002; CAYA; Solid Ground and Protected Habors
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/

Friday, August 9, 2013

August Blurrrrr

Dear Lost Souls,

A deep thorough and scientific survey of Haberdites has indicated that August has started out as . . . and promises to continue to be . . . a whirlwind of non-stop activity . . . a mounting wave of energy building up to the crescendo of an explosion of fire and creativity in the Nevada Desert! 'Tis the repository of all those activities that we couldn't get scheduled earlier in the summer but want to accomplish before autumn comes. Difficult as it is, we endeavor to pace ourselves . . . stealing moments of sanity along the way to quench our need for a centered peace . . . searching for an oasis along the journey. And so, August is a microcosm of our personal celestial journeys across this vast universe of time, space, and possibility . . . reinventing the rules as we go . . . but occasionally showing deference to the Oxford comma.

Yes my Bonnie Spheremates!! Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening! We invite you to take pause from your epic soliloquy, and to join for an adult beverage under the eclectic shade of your favorite Last Resort.  Dreams will be shaken, hearts will be stirred, and merry colored elixirs will flow from the handy work of the Haberdashery's dedicated band of Alchemists. Your presence is our pleasure and you contentment our reward.

Cocktails will be served at 7:30pm. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary Friday evening whirlwind . . . or to linger indefinitely.

Yours!
Los Cabañeros

!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to August 14th, 2003; CAYA; On A Hot Summer Night . . .
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/

The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970

Friday, August 2, 2013

Dear Lost Souls,

There will be no Cocktail Hour this week . . . as your humble hosts have other critical diplomatic missions, engaging the world at large. We will certainly remember to  hoist a cocktail in reverence to our solemn communion, and ask that you do the same, where you may find yourself!

Yours,
Los Cabañeros

Thursday, July 25, 2013

CAYA; A Midsummer's Night Martini

Lovers and madmen have such seething brains
Such shaping fantasies, that apprehend
More than cool reason ever comprehends.

                                             ― Billy Shakespeare

Dear Lost Souls,

Let thy cool reason be the stones that chill the dusty olive of your dry Martini . . . and so to toast with abandon thy fellow Lovers and Madmen sweet beneath the velvet shade of the the Haberdashery's eclectic wishing stars . . . where fantasies abound and Comprehension stares longingly from behind the Medusa Buddha, nostalgic for the bliss she once knew before cold reason gently touched her lips and erased the unbounded joy of childhood innocence.

Yes my Bashful Bards! Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening . . . with the special promise of a visit from a world class violinist, joining the Haberdashery house band . . . to help doodle and fiddle the night away! So bring your kettle, axe, and ivory keys to play your part in yet another stirring tale of frosted goblets carrying Cosmopolitan goddesses and Manhattan scoundrels . . . singing glad songs and offering a welcoming embrace, from a familiar face at your favorite Last Resort!

Cocktails will be served at 7:30pm. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary Theatre of the Absurd . . . or to linger indefinitely.

Yours!
Los Cabañeros

!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to July 10th, 2003; Come As You Are; A Midsummer's Night Drink
P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/

The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970

Thursday, July 11, 2013

CAYA; Summer Sprint!

Dear Lost Souls,

Jayzus, Mary and Jozeph, the summer is sprinting by.

That's all I got . . . see if you can read something profound into that.

CAYA is on for this Friday evening. Cocktails will be served at 7:30pm. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary destination for the evening . . . or to linger indefinitely.

Yours!

Los Cabañeros

!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S.
This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to July 31st, 2003; CAYA; Persian Splendor
P.S.S.
Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/

The Haberdashery is located at:

2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970

Thursday, July 4, 2013

CAYA; Experimental Democracy; Year 237 - Independence Day Fish FrAYA

Dear Lost Souls,

In a spirit of independence and with pride in our nation's ongoing experiment in democracy, we welcome the chance to celebrate her on-going birth . . .  sharing her bounty, breaking bread, and hoisting some all-American cocktails in honor of our fragile but enduring union . . . flawed though she may be in her conflict-scarred beauty. Just as the hard fought battles that eventually delivered our nation's freedom raged on for another 7 years after our founding fathers so brazenly declared our embryonic independence (on July 2nd, 1776), we continue our dynamic struggle to strike an equitable balance between the sacred powers that we dare entrust with our elected officials (e.g. protection of the 4th Amendment), and the defense of those hard-won liberties against the wanton corruption that these same powers seem to inevitably breed when left unchecked . . . their defense the very spark that once ignited the birth of this great nation.

Yes my Yankee Doodle Dandies, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening. As a special celebration of our nation's birthday, we will be frying up a fresh and bountiful ocean harvest; courtesy of some of the Haberdashery's own heroes of the high seas. Please bring your appetite and something to share.

Cocktails will be served at 7:30pm. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary Continental Congress . . . or to linger indefinitely.

Yours!

Los Cabañeros

!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S.
This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to July 5th, 2001; CAYA; Independence Day
P.S.S.
Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/

The Haberdashery is located at:

2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

No Cocktail Hour This Week

Dear Lost Souls,
There will be no Cocktail Hour this week. Your hosts will be off exploring other expressions of their collective and individual selves. We invite you to do the same. We'll hoist one for you wherever we are, and ask that you do the same!

Yours!
Los Cabañeros

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P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to June 20th, 2002; Come As You Are; The Solstice Cometh, David and Eva Goeth
P.S.S.
Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/

Thursday, June 13, 2013

CAYA; Flag Day in the Gemini Nation

Dear Lost Souls,

Keepin' it short and sweet . . . shakin', not stirred . . . chilled before you fill . . . and balanced to perfection . . . with salt around the rim:

Yes, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening; Flag Day in the heart of Gemini season. Come help us celebrate as we hoist our banner in solidarity and pride for Geminis everywhere . . . humble thought they may be!

Cocktails will be served at 7:30pm. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your evening's primary constellation . . . or to linger indefinitely.

Yours!
Los Cabañeros

!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!
P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to June 11th, 2003; CAYA; Come or Be Scorned
P.S.S.
Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/
The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

No Cocktail Hour; Kickin' it with Ansel Adams

Dear Lost Souls,
There will be no Cocktail Hour this Friday evening, as we will be off on a Haberdashery retreat, communing with the spirits of the wild in the Ansel Adams wilderness. We call on all Haberdites, world-wide, to hoist with us in communion on Friday evening a chalice of good cheer from wherever you may find yourself! We will be doing the same!

Yours!
Los Cabañeros

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Tuesday, May 28, 2013

CAYA; Movie Night with The Professor; Mustaches Required!!

Dear Lost Souls,

This week we are most pleased to host an exclusive documentary screening of The Professor; starring our own Prof. Chip Sullivan from the UC Berkeley Department of Landscape Architecture . . . with The Professor himself on hand to answer questions and offer chromatic commentary. Doors open at 7:30pm and the movie starts at 8pm, so show up early to get a good seat. Be sure to wear your very best mustache . . . something Dalí-esque should work prrrfect . . . with the best mustache getting a special prize! . . . don't worry, Chip is disqualified from participating.
(movie preview: http://vimeo.com/48986759)
 
Yes my Lucid Landscrapers, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening. Come on by for a splash of color, a dash of line, and a deep taste of perspective to go with your usual Alchemical voyage. As always, our crack squad of Cabana Boys will be on hand to wet your whistle and put you in the mood for a fabulous night at the cinema!

Cocktails will be served at 7:30pm. Please feel free to stop by for a quick turn on the red carpet en route to your primary premiere . . . or to linger indefinitely.

Yours!
Los Cabañeros

!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!


P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to August 16th, 2001; 2001 Pinup Issue - Mature Audiences Only!
P.S.S.
Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/


The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970

Thursday, May 23, 2013

CAYA; Geminis in the House

Dear Lost Souls,
Behold the dawning of the Age of Aquarius . . . and now the Geminis are in the house! Yes, once again it is that glorious time of year when Geminis can overcome their bashful nature and single mindedness, to freely and fully express their humble perfection . . . both of them. In honor of the season, all cocktails this week will be doubles . . . for a change.

Yes my Audacious Astrologers, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening! The celestial orbs have aligned . . . and so we endeavor to fulfill our sacred covenant, gathering once again under the comforting shade of low expectation and electric wishing stars, sipping singular signature concoctions prepared to the exacting specification of your ephemeral whims by our brightly robed Haberdashery Alchemists. It's just another day at the beach on the red velvet dappled shores of your WeBe Last Resort.

As always, cocktails will be served at 7:30pm. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary cosmic alignment
. . . or to linger indefinitely.

Yours!
Los Cabañeros

!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!


P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to June 26th, 2003; CAYA; Kiwis in the House
P.S.S.
Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/


The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970

Friday, May 17, 2013

CAYA; Sour Has Never Been Soooo Sweet

Dear Lost Souls,

Got the Benghazi Blues? . . . Tired of IRiS crashing your Tea Party? . . . John Henry, put down thy burden, grab your canary, and let your week in the coal mines end on a sweet note; with a fist full of one of our signature CAYA Sours; handcrafted in the CAYA Kilns of Creativity by our tirelessly dedicated Haberdashery Alchemists . . . the beating heart of an elite sect of Ascetic Mixologists who live by three simple words: research, research, and research. Basta e punto.

Yes my inSatiable Sophists, Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening! Come pucker up to the bar and let us put a refreshing little semicolon on your week; remembering to always chill before you fill. Songs will be sung, dreams will be dreamed, and we will all be the wiser when the morning comes. As always, cocktails will be served at 7:30pm. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary Friday evening soirée. . . or to linger indefinitely.

Yours!
Los Cabañeros

!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S.
This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to November 8th, 2001; CAYA; Love and Tapas
P.S.S.
Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/

The Haberdashery is located at:

2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970

Friday, May 10, 2013

CAYAPalooza 2013 - Calling All Musicians!

CALLING ALL MUSICIANS! - Saturday May 11th, 2013:
Arts@TheHaberdashery is pleased to invite you to join us for; CAYAPalooza 2013.

On Saturday May 11th, The Haberdashery will host an all day open music jam . . . plus some lagnappe! We will have at least two play spaces available for you to jam away the lazy day. This is an invitation only event. Your family and close friends are very welcome to come and share the vibe, but please help us keep the numbers relatively low so that the focus will remain on creating a collaborative music making ‘workshop’ atmosphere, giving you the space to mix it up and explore different genres, as well as to play with new people.

Some details:
  • Time: 10:30am – 8:00pm . . . or whenever . . . until the music dies down. Show up early to take advantage of the sun in the back garden!
  • Food and beverages: We will have brunch food (and cocktails), random munchies, and some signature grill items and picnic side dishes to share, but the day will be mostly “self-serve”. Please bring along something to share and/or contribute to the barbecue. As always, we’ll have some event-appropriate adult beverages, but your favorite drink contributions are appreciated;
  • Who: You’ll recognize some faces from the fantastic jams at this year’s Mardi Gras party; including members of The Horribles, and the Karma Dogs; as well as Bernie and the Haberdites.
  • Equipment: Please bring what you need in terms of amps, cords, etc., plus perhaps extra to share in case others are lacking. Song/Fake books are encouraged, to help others jump in on your favorite material;
We hope you can join us!! Please contact us with any questions or clarifications. You are welcome to share this invitation, but please do so thoughtfully and in the spirit of creating a quality jam experience built around passionate collaborative musicians!

We look forward to seeing you on Saturday, May 11th!

Sláinte!
Greg and Andy

The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970

Thursday, May 9, 2013

CAYA; The Last Resort

Dear Lost Souls,

The Haberdashery sends out a gilded invitation for you to join us at The Last Resort:


Where you’ll always feel like you’re at the top of the guest list, and old friends are waiting to meet each other for the first time.

Up, down, rocks or neat, shaken, stirred, dry or sweet; We dedicate ourselves to fulfilling your alchemical dreams.

We celebrate your arrival, cherish your tenure and warmly await your return.

Cocktails are served at around 7:30pm. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary Friday evening venue, or to linger indefinitely . . .

Yours!
Los Cabañeros

!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!
 
P.S.
This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to May 22nd, 2003; CAYA - 2003 Pin-up Model Announced!!
P.S.S.
Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/


The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970

Thursday, May 2, 2013

CAYA; Mini-skirts and Tri-tips . . . Dealer's Choice!

Dear Lost Souls,

May Day! 'Tis come the glorious pagan rite of Beltane, a day of homage to Spring's boundless fertility and the promise of Summer's splendor to come . . . as well as Cinco de Mayo weekend! Sundresses and mini-skirts abound, in glorious full bloom, deftly navigating the whimsy of our ephemeral Bay breezes . . . everyone is feeling frisky, and possibilities abound! What more perfect weekend than this to celebrate The Haberdashery BBQ Season Opener?

Yes, my Pagan comPatriots . . . Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening.  . . . so, bring your pound of flesh, fish, fowl, or favorite fegetable to lay upon our sacred pyre . . . as we feast, sing, and offer up toasts to welcome in a bountiful season of new beginnings and anticipated regrets. Your window seat awaits in the dappled shade and shadow of low expectations; at your favorite CAYA Last Resort.


The grill will be fired up, and the Cocktails served at 7:30pm. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary Friday evening soiree . . . or to linger indefinitely.

Yours!
Los Cabañeros

!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!
 

P.S. This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to May 13th, 2004; CAYA; Your Pound of Flesh
P.S.S.
Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/

The Haberdashery is located at:
2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970

Thursday, April 25, 2013

CAYA; The Sequester Ate My Homework

Dear Lost Souls,

Have you gotten bitch slapped by the Sequester yet? Have your travel plans been delayed by TSA cutbacks? Has your Blue Angels show been canceled for Fleet Week? Have you been furloughed as a federal employee? Does your postal carrier taunt you, leaving your mail in a bush by the curb? Are you frustrated because you have to ride-share in your M1A2 Abrams Tank? . . . and the other driver leaves the seat in a weird position? Luckily, the sequester has not in anyway penalized the politicians who caused it!! Whew!!! . . . although The President did take a $20,0000 pay cut in solidarity with other fed employees . . . perhaps just a gesture, but a helluva lot more of a gesture than the rest of the impotent peanut gallery!!! Well! . . . The Haberdashery does not trade in blackmail and excuses, nor do we bellyache that the Sequester ate our homework!!! . . . NO SIR!!


Yes, my Heroic Haberdites! . . . Cocktail Hour is on for this Friday evening . . . without cutbacks, furloughs, whining, or finger pointing!! . . . just our usual brand of shaking, stirring, chilling, zesting, and jammin' . . . another night of tireless service by our dedicated team of CAYA Cabana Boys; under a canopy of low expectations, at your favorite Last Resort!


Cocktails will be served at 7:30pm. Please feel free to stop by for a quickie en route to your primary Friday evening venue . . . or to linger indefinitely.


Yours!
Los Cabañeros

!! Please drink responsibly and arrange for safe transportation !! . . . your well-being is our first priority!

P.S.
This week's Haberdashery Flashback takes us back to April 10th, 2003; CAYA; May Flowers Anticipated

P.S.S. Be sure to visit the CAYA blog, and register for email updates: http://caya20.blogspot.com/

The Haberdashery is located at:

2124 5th Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
T: 510.229.2970